Murph Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 I've determined the 2 oz bottle of Gibson Premium Fretboard Conditioner I bought many years ago is going to last me for the rest of my life. Even if I live to be 150. Unless I go senile and accidently drink it. I guess, if I was senile, I could drink it on purpose....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidblast Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 but you wouldn't really know if you were senile, that's the thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesKing777 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 I've determined the 2 oz bottle of Gibson Premium Fretboard Conditioner I bought many years ago is going to last me for the rest of my life. Even if I live to be 150. Unless I go senile and accidently drink it. I guess, if I was senile, I could drink it on purpose....... Maybe put an ad in the paper and condition all the local's fretboards! BluesKing777. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted May 21, 2015 Author Share Posted May 21, 2015 but you wouldn't really know if you were senile, that's the thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Boiled linseed oil is all you should ever use fit fretboard. Your guitar is in danger of falling apart!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hall Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Heck, if you were ever gonna drink it, you would have done so years ago the first night you opened 'er up for use! steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-minor7 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 But wouldn't you have partied your way through the bar-closet with acetone, turpentine, toilet-cleaner and sulfuric acid first. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidblast Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 this brings back a memory... one day, our bass player had taken a quick run to the store to get some smokes during a rehearsal. He had a bottle of Gatorade on the front seat of his pickup. he also had a bottle of break fluid, on the front seat of his pickup.... I wont state the obvious turn of events from here, but when he didn't return from the store for like an hour + (which was not even a 1/2 mile away) we started to get worried "Where the heck did he go for smokes? Georgia?" Apparently after realizing he just swallowed a mouth full of brake fluid, he drove to the nearest urgent care facility to find out how badly he just poisoned himself. turns out he was fine, they just told him to get to the ER, and very quickly of he started to upchuck the contents of his stomach. of course, from that point on, he was dubbed the Earl of Kendell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogeye Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 this brings back a memory... one day, our bass player had taken a quick run to the store to get some smokes during a rehearsal. He had a bottle of Gatorade on the front seat of his pickup. he also had a bottle of break fluid, on the front seat of his pickup.... I wont state the obvious turn of events from here, but when he didn't return from the store for like an hour + (which was not even a 1/2 mile away) we started to get worried "Where the heck did he go for smokes? Georgia?" Apparently after realizing he just swallowed a mouth full of brake fluid, he drove to the nearest urgent care facility to find out how badly he just poisoned himself. turns out he was fine, they just told him to get to the ER, and very quickly of he started to upchuck the contents of his stomach. of course, from that point on, he was dubbed the Earl of Kendell. Bet he could stop on a dime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidblast Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Bet he could stop on a dime. Bad-da-boom TISSSHHHHH!! we honestly still laugh over that one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesKing777 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Oh no! Another 'screechy' bass player.....that never stops..... :mellow: BluesKing777. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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