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#1 User is offline   kaanduman 

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Posted 16 March 2017 - 09:19 PM

Hello there. İ want to share a problem with you. I live in turkey and i have been playing guitar since i was ten years old. i've always been a gibson fan but we cant buy a gibson easily.Because in our country it costs 2500 dolars.(İ am speaking for average gibsons)It may seem like a good price for you but let me explain; In our country minimum wage is about 377 dolars. so if we dont eat anything almost for 10 months we can buy a gibson. I tried saving enough money for this but as you guess i couldnt collect.Gibson has been always my dreams.But from now on i am going to follow my dreams. I am going to sell my left kidney.It's little damaged from a rebellion*(forgive my English)to the state.Buyers message me.
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Posted 16 March 2017 - 10:01 PM

You think this story is real? The left kidney? Buyers message me? Come on really......
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Posted 17 March 2017 - 08:39 AM

View PostMr. Gibson, on 16 March 2017 - 10:01 PM, said:

You think this story is real? The left kidney? Buyers message me? Come on really......


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Posted 17 March 2017 - 09:18 AM

I made arrangements to buy his kidney. I got to his house...he didn't speak English very well and I think he may have had seller's remorse. I insisted on completing the transaction. Luckily I brought my own chloroform. I harvested the kidney and put it in my igloo cooler, and walked out to my car.

Then I noticed the number on the front of the house.

733 Main St. I thought sure I was at 773 Main St.
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Posted 17 March 2017 - 10:33 AM

Remind me not to say here I'd give my left nut to have something....
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Posted 17 March 2017 - 10:37 AM

View Postksdaddy, on 17 March 2017 - 09:18 AM, said:

Then I noticed the number on the front of the house...
733 Main St. I thought sure I was at 773 Main St...

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MMMMmmmmmm.........All this talk of turkey and kidney is making me hungry.....

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 07:15 PM

He had me at $377.00 Per hr. Minimum wage. Lol and you can't afford a Gibson? Boy, was I ever getting screwed at the railroad at $28.00 something.
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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:43 AM

View Postksdaddy, on 17 March 2017 - 09:18 AM, said:

I made arrangements to buy his kidney. I got to his house...he didn't speak English very well and I think he may have had seller's remorse. I insisted on completing the transaction. Luckily I brought my own chloroform. I harvested the kidney and put it in my igloo cooler, and walked out to my car.

Then I noticed the number on the front of the house.

733 Main St. I thought sure I was at 773 Main St.


LOL!

Monty Python runs thru my brain..

as luck would have, I don't need a kidney..
/Ray
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#9 User is offline   MichaelT 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 10:58 AM

View Postksdaddy, on 17 March 2017 - 09:18 AM, said:

I made arrangements to buy his kidney. I got to his house...he didn't speak English very well and I think he may have had seller's remorse. I insisted on completing the transaction. Luckily I brought my own chloroform. I harvested the kidney and put it in my igloo cooler, and walked out to my car.

Then I noticed the number on the front of the house.

733 Main St. I thought sure I was at 773 Main St.


Thank you. People at work are now fairly certain I'm insane as I sit in an office alone and bust out laughing.
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