I wrote a new song

[sparquelito]

I GOT THE MAN BUN BLUES

 

I got the man bun blues

from my head to my shoes

I ain’t hip, I can’t flip,

my abs are not ripped, don’t give me no lip

and I just ran out of booze

 

I got the man bun blues

 

(verse)

Here’s the low-down, and here is the truth

I can’t be a hipster, because I’m long in the tooth

They don’t sell no skinny jeans

to a man forty years past his teens

 

 

(bridge)

I wanna wear a man bun

I wanna have an edgy beard

I wanna wear a man bun

Instead of Member’s Only gear

 

But you can’t make a silk purse

from an old sow’s ear

You can’t take up craft brews

when you’re used to lite beers

 

(verse)

So I glued on this man bun

and it’s fresh-baked and piping-hot

it ain't no top-knot

I glued on this man-bun

Right over my bald spot

 

(guitar solo, clumsy, and slightly out of tune)

 

 

(repeat chorus)

I got the man bun blues

from my head to my shoes

I ain’t hip, I can’t flip,

my abs are not ripped, don’t give me no lip

and I just ran out of booze

 

I got the man bun blues

:unsure:

 

(Okay, I'm gonna shut up now)

 

 

[OldCowboy]

Well, now, that's quite good! Also, very amusing and anybody under 55 that laughs should have their butt kicked. 😄

[kelly campbell]

I like the song...Being 58 I qualify.

[RowdyMoon]

I like it!!

[surfpup]

Plus you have a snack for after the show!

[brad1]

Great lyrics!

Did you go with the Bagel Bun, or is that the Hamburger Bun? Looks very nice on you.

[jaxson50]

Cool song bro, I'm vintaged myself.

 

Give a bald man a comb,

And he will never part with it.....