SocProf Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Okay, I admit it's been awhile since I believed in you. But that's no excuse for kicking me to the curb for 40 years. Please deliver me one of these. It will go a long way in restoring my faith: http://www.gibson.com/Products/Electric-Guitars/2016/Custom/Standard-Historic-SG-Standard.aspx PS Please keep the guitar in its case. The sudden change from outdoor North Pole temperature to room temperature could damage the finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocProf Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 Go big or go back to the North Pole. Yeah. No cheap Gibson knock-offs made in one of your sweatshops. I've got cellphone footage of Mommy kissing you under the mistletoe. If I don't get what I want, that video is going viral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNylon Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Santa, you better do the right thing by getting him that Gibson SG Standard, or we'll drop the dime on you to the ASPCA for your mistreatment of the Reindeer. Rudolph ratted you out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 I'm calling the SPCA, in that commercial he made that poor puppy pee in the snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 $4900 for an SG? That'll be the day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocProf Posted January 13, 2018 Author Share Posted January 13, 2018 $4900 for an SG? That'll be the day... To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what justifies the price of the Gibson Custom guitars. Still, Santa's lucky I didn't ask for the $11,999 Custom Les Paul. http://www.gibson.com/Products/Electric-Guitars/2017/Custom/Slash-1958-Les-Paul-First-Standard-8-3096-Replica.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
american cheez Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 dear santa - i would like a woman who looks like a young gina lollabrigida, but will do whatever i tell her to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gibson Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 1515756417[/url]' post='1908521']Go big or go back to the North Pole. Oh oh someone's on the naughty list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eracer_Team Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Here I thought the topic read Dear Santana... or was that Dear Satan?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocProf Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 Here I thought the topic read Dear Santana... or was that Dear Satan?? There is a classic Saturday Night Live skit--Dana Carvey as the Church Lady--that notes the similarity between Santa and Satan. Of course, the SG looks like it has devil horns, which is presumably what prompted Les Paul to complain it's "evil looking." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what justifies the price of the Gibson Custom guitars. Still, Santa's lucky I didn't ask for the $11,999 Custom Les Paul. http://www.gibson.co...96-Replica.aspx Twelve grand for a beat up replica, where do I sign up??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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