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05.45 Irish wolfhound gets me up or at least someone in the room washed my face with a tongue!

 

07.30 Hit emails wished I hadn't

 

09.30 have apologised to the whole world!

 

10.30 Coffee

 

11.30 Back on the chain gang , some prat from London wants to sue us

 

13.00 Coffee

 

13.10 spilt cafetiere of coffee (Full) over desk rendering useless

 

2 X mouse

1X keyboard

and very nearly 2 X laptops

 

 

14.00 finishing swearing and cleaning up.

 

14.15 Thinks I will have 15 mins with J45.

 

14.21 Prat from London calls and in the process I drop pick down soundhole of J45.

 

 

15.01 Turn around forgetting I'd rested J45 on side of desk

 

15.01005 J45 hits deck well Ok carpet!

 

15.23 I have had enough of this working marlarky am getting pick out of J45 and whilst I'm there am going to put on thise Elixir 12s which evryone's raving about AND of course cahnage the battery in the LR Baggs.

 

15.33 Realise I have no battery so post this instead.

 

Tomoorow's another day

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i think you should have that pint with AJ.

 

 

 

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Johnt can spill a pint with me whenever he likes. I'm still heading for Denmark St on Friday afternoon if it all gets too much.

 

Good call cunkhead. A pint of Abbot Ale. (At least that's what the beer mat says). Brewed in Suffolk, not too far from me, but at 5% it's not a "session ale". My preferred tipple is is Woodfordes Wherry from Norfolk which at 3.8% suits my liver. Fullers London Pride (4.2%) is another favourite.

 

Abbot is brewed by Greene King who brew the UK's most popular ale, IPA (that's Real Ale not the fizzy crap the rest of the world seems to drink). IPA (India Pale Ale) was originally brewed to be sent to India when we had an Empire, so should travel. Any of you folks have it across the pond?

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i've seen abbott here. there is a celtic pub at the end of my street that offers a wide range the GB fare - on tap and in the bottle. i think the most popular IPA here in canada is alexander keith's.

 

A Celtic Pub eh? You may come across a beer called 80/- (80 shilling) which is brewed in Scotland. I'm not sure by whom but the shilling reference originated from the amount of tax charged on a barrel. The stronger the beer, the more tax was charged. 80/- is about 5% which in Scotland probably is a session beer.

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05.45 Irish wolfhound gets me up or at least someone in the room washed my face with a tongue!

 

07.30 Hit emails wished I hadn't

 

09.30 have apologised to the whole world!

 

10.30 Coffee

 

11.30 Back on the chain gang ' date=' some prat from London wants to sue us

 

13.00 Coffee

 

13.10 spilt cafetiere of coffee (Full) over desk rendering useless

 

2 X mouse

1X keyboard

and very nearly 2 X laptops

 

 

14.00 finishing swearing and cleaning up.

 

14.15 Thinks I will have 15 mins with J45.

 

14.21 Prat from London calls and in the process I drop pick down soundhole of J45.

 

 

15.01 Turn around forgetting I'd rested J45 on side of desk

 

15.01005 J45 hits deck well Ok carpet!

 

15.23 I have had enough of this working marlarky am getting pick out of J45 and whilst I'm there am going to put on thise Elixir 12s which evryone's raving about AND of course cahnage the battery in the LR Baggs.

 

15.33 Realise I have no battery so post this instead.

 

Tomoorow's another day

 

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As evidenced by your apparent lapse in ability to spell.... I'd say you're suffering from caffeine withdrawls.

 

What's a guy like you doing drinking coffee anyways. I thought Limies drank tea.

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I almost made it to the weekend and you blokes had to go and bring up beer.

>sniff< Anheuser-Busch has been sold >sniff< And Budweiser with it.. "The King of Bottled Beers" >sniff<

 

To..... to... to the Germans no less.. Bwaaaaa, hannh hannh, hannh hannh, hannh hannh.

At least it didn't go to the Irish (Guiness). They'd start putin' them fiz grenades in the good stuff. (stuff tastes like a beer float with all the ice cream melted. ble-e-e-ch)

 

Joe say it ain't so..... Now what am I going to cry into.. milk?

 

They'll probably have Dale, Jr. drivin' in the Grand Prix.... Oh, wait a minit.. he and his step mum split.. it's still all good.

 

Oh the humanity!!

 

Last guy out please shut out the lights.

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pint.jpg

 

I almost made it to the weekend and you blokes had to go and bring up beer.

>sniff< Anheuser-Busch has been sold >sniff< And Budweiser with it.. "The King of Bottled Beers" >sniff<

 

To..... to... to the Germans no less.. Bwaaaaa' date=' hannh hannh, hannh hannh, hannh hannh.

At least it didn't go to the Irish (Guiness). They'd start putin' them fiz grenades in the good stuff. (stuff tastes like a beer float with all the ice cream melted. ble-e-e-ch)

 

Joe say it ain't so..... Now what am I going to cry into.. milk?

 

They'll probably have Dale, Jr. drivin' in the Grand Prix.... Oh, wait a minit.. he and his step mum split.. it's still all good.

 

Oh the humanity!!

 

 

 

Last guy out please shut out the lights.[/quote']

 

the euro community is just trying to even the scales after an american bought manchester united.

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At least your not this guy!

 

WARNING: +18

 

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What kind of guitar was that?

 

 

You make a valid point LSD and as usual you are correct.

 

I don't know what the guitar was but I believe that the "lady" could be Mrs Pete Townsend based soley on the left arm movment!

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Exactly so cunkhead - my reason for suggesting it in the first place.

 

Of course - it COULD have been the Russki Bimbo, when he told her he was actually 61, already married and on two bottles of Vodka a day.

 

Allegedly.

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