mooseguy Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 This is what finding an Epi Exceellente can do for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 we still haven't heard 'the story'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share Posted September 1, 2008 Cunkhead: Happy Labor Day and please respect your feelings for Hanna Montanna-I don't want to see you on GIRLS GONE WILD with her. Regards, Moose P.S. I have already related the sad tale of how I found my Excellente. I wish it could have been like the guy posing on the mag cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Cunkhead: Happy Labor Day and please respect your feelings for Hanna Montanna-I don't want to see you on GIRLS GONE WILD with her. Regards' date=' Moose P.S. I have already related the sad tale of how I found my Excellente. I wish it could have been like the guy posing on the mag cover. [/quote'] moose! ms. montana - i just finished up my community service with regards to the hannah debacle though it is still a bit of a sore spot. the mag cover - actually, upon closer inspection, it looks like two guys posing on that cover (look down) the story - did i miss something? i though that whole recounting of yours was a skit between you and JT. did you really inherit it from a widow? seduce loretta? at any rate, best to you and yours on labo(u)r day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share Posted September 1, 2008 Cunkhead: Being such a good guy that you are, you really deserve to know the true story behind the story of how I found my Excellente so here goes this saga of my extraordinary bit of good luck. There I was simply minding my own business while contemplating my naval as I was floating down the Ganges River in India on a marble raft. As I neared the burning gatts of some unknown community where bodies are cremated on lighted wooden & cow dung pyres at river edge (a common practice) you cannot guess what I witnessed (I still don't) my present Excellente was about to be burned under the most comely torso imaginable. Now there I was-I could either save the guitar by offering a suitable substitute fuel for the burning or forever regret I had not. Alas, although her make up was just terrific, the poor girl was dead any way and would never know the difference. Fate stepped in and a voice do it. With the greatest hesitation, I made the fire lighter an offer he simply could not refuse and that he did accept ie. my two custom Estabans that I had recently swapped a Himalayan Yak herder out of. He had found them abandoned along with 20 lessons on"How To Play Malagena Better Than Roy Clark" after a benefit concert recently given by the Great Masked One. This benefit concert was for all recent yellow fever victims who had received "drop dead" letters from ex girlfriends. What a touching and wonderful charitable cause that this concert was given for. Does it not just bring tears to your eyes? Now Cunkhead, I hope that once and for all this satisfactorily explains to you how I acquired my Excllente. Regards and salutations Moose P.S. A great quote that I hope does not apply to you "He Not Only Hit Bottom, He Fell Through It" author unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Moose, Your shovel isn't big enough and my hip-waders aren't high enough. That is some load you dropped. P.S. Look at my signature line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jannusguy Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 and moose and the excellente lived happily ever after. the end. i know i'm good. jeff, how about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 i couldn't stop reading it. it was much better than CATS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 Cunkhead: The last saga as to how I found my Excellente was so sad I felt I had to remove it in the interest of good taste. However, I now include a photo as to what my red neck relatives were going to use my Excellente for at their picnic this past week end. Moose P.S. I hope this meaningful quote does not apply to you "He not only hit bottom, he fell through it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 whew. close call. did they use the wood in the epi poster girl's undies instead? and a good deal on the shopping cart, too - if it still had the quarter in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jannusguy Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 whew. close call. did they use the wood in the epi poster girl's undies instead? d'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 where are the mods when you need 'em? this needless interjection brought to you by your friends at nokia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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