Hey I've got an even better idea! Why don't you try adding to the conversation. It's kinda cool. You post about something other than insulting people for their posts. Try it sometime. Maybe start an interesting thread about your playing. Or your Epiphone. Or your favorite strings. You know, something useful and interesting.
I know it may sound crazy, but a lot of people who have posted in this thread have posted the exact same things you're talking about in other threads. But THIS thread is about what comes with your Epiphone. Not why you bought it, or love it, or love Epiphone etc. Just what's supposed to come with your Epi. So please, calm down. Folks are not crying and whining. They're just talking about what they've gotten with their Epis.