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Murph

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  1. Retired people don't buy stuff? That's ridiculous.
  2. I've got a lot of property, different locations and have been using 2 mowers (garden tractors) for several years. I'm going to get a residential zero turn, 48 inch for shed purposes and am looking at the Bad Boy Magnum, Deere Z325E, and maybe a Hustler. Toro? What's your favorite?
  3. Yea, I remember. Even your riots were "peaceful".....
  4. I used to wake up and not be able to remember anything, too. But it was self induced. Wishing the best.
  5. I agree. This doesn't happen often; we were really lucky to get 2 in such a short time around here.
  6. I own 30 acres of woods, about a mile out (separate property) from my house. The last eclipse was before I retired so I was at work. My wife was off that day and went out to our property because she wanted to see/hear the wildlife reaction. She said it was eerie as heck, crickets started cricketing, and stuff. So that's what we're going to do, go into the woods, there is an area I mow by a small pond that's perfect for viewing the sky. If you have a 4x4 with pretty good ground clearance that you don't mind getting a few scratches, I can get you in. It's another hour and a half one way from Benton. And, you'll have to sign the SRF. "Squatch Release Form"...
  7. J-15 was Walnut and a pretty short run. The reputation is percolating now so when they re-introduce them, they'll be $2399.99.
  8. If you're confused, you've got it figured out.
  9. Rotating stock. Moving product. Walnut is good. Do it, Dennis. You know you want to....
  10. I bought a tusk saddle and sanded it myself for my J-45. I'm one of the weirdo's who LIKE Tusk.
  11. Rub some dirt on it. Well played, Blake.
  12. She has such an old soul. I love her banjo work, She's been doing it since she was a little kid, and has traveled and played with some old legends. Not me, but other old legends...
  13. Looks like I'm getting the full effect of that, too. Thanks, dog...
  14. The last one passed over here, and this one does too. All of the motels, and campgrounds and stuff are already booked and they're selling t-shirts. Go, capitalism....
  15. We're the top of the food chain. Well, except for the Sasquatch...
  16. I would fear a muting effect with paper.
  17. Nora is a banjo player I've been following for a few years. Plays a lot of old music. This Epi caught my ear, reminds me of Dave Rawlings.
  18. A thirsty man walks into a store... He fancies a glass of wine, an older redheaded woman approaches him. "Hello sir, how may I serve you?" "I'm interested in a lean red with a delicate body and nice legs, something French might be nice." The woman smiles, "Certainly sir, follow me and I'll see what I have in store" The woman leads him past the counter and into a dimly lit back room. She shuts the door behind him and immediately disrobes. "Gah, I, uh, wha...." The woman replies, "Your first time in a brothel huh? Well if it helps your nerves there's a winery next door."
  19. Grandpa Joe was being taken by his grandchildren to his new nursing home. The family bought Grandpa Joe in on his wheelchair. A kind young nurse met them. "Welcome to our nursing home! Let me show you around!" She said in a friendly tone, as she took the wheelchair. She wheeled him into a large room full of sofas, with a big TV screen. "This is the lounge. You can relax and-" Grandpa Joe suddenly slumped to one side. The dutiful nurse quickly caught hold of him, and gently sat him up. Than she wheeled him to a room with tables and chairs, where some elderly residents were enjoying lunch. "This is the dining room. The food is really -" Again, Grandpa Joe suddenly slumped to one side. Unfazed, the nurse caught hold of him, and sat him up. Finally, she wheeled him over to a small room with a comfortable looking bed. "This is where you'll be sleeping. There is an en-suite bath-" Again, Grandpa Joe suddenly slumped over to one side. The nurse patiently caught hold of him, and once again sat him up. After the tour, the grandchildren rushed over to Grandpa Joe. "What do you think? Isn't it lovely? That nurse seems sweet?" Grandpa Joe looked grumpy. "Sure, the place seems alright, and the staff are nice. But why the hell won't they let me fart in peace???"
  20. First it was Asian carp. They're wiping out all the bass and catfish in the Ohio River system and are into the Kentucky Lake resort region. People around here hunt them at night with bows (and arrows) and huge lighting systems. Then it was those little red beetles that look like ladybugs, but they bite. Now, here in the Midwest, we're being bombed with stinkbugs. I've lived up here for 30 years and we never had them before. Now, suddenly, in the last few years they're all over. Flying around the stores, dive bombing customers, sneaking into cars, guitars, and even hardware stores. I kill em' all and let them stink...
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