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WOW! What an experience!

You know you’re getting old when parts of your body begin to touch the water when sitting on the toilet.

Because not everyone can curl.🥌 🤣

Driving to the store, I came across my ex wife walking on the side of the road. For a brief moment, “ I’d hit that” took on a whole new meaning!

Wait … someone paid 4k for an unplayable guitar with a broken headstock and the Gibson forum guys are the suckers?🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🙈

Rest in Peace Guitar God.

Never wax your bicycle seat.

When you have to unwrap a gift you just wrapped because you forgot who it was for!

It is my belief that if it was called a HISnia it wouldn’t hurt so bad!

When the BEE GEE’s song *Staying Alive” goes from dance music to a personal goal!

When you find out that coughing on the way to the bathroom is not allowed anymore!

Led just because it lowered my electric bill! Incandescent bulbs actually can last a long time depending on the location it is mounted and how many filament holders it has. In my experience though the biggest threat to incandescents is the initial voltage rush when turning them on. Forehead vs chandelier can also shorten a bulbs life!

I told my wife that I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for next Wednesday!

Finally, a guitar for us fat guys🤣

What happened to being a responsible parent?

It was meant for people with a sense of humor, Grumpy. 🫢

I could tell it was fake right away! The padding is on the wrong side of the pole for London traffic!😁

Condolences RCT.

I believe the other location was Michigan. Deep well injection site in Vickery Ohio is already accepting some of the liquid stuff.

I worked with the quarterback of a womens team for many years. 1970’s team called the Toledo Troopers. Seven national championships. They were supposed to make a documentary about them but I don’t think it was ever finished. Interesting lady. I think they could have beat Dallas🤣😂

After thinking about how others identify themselves now, I was thinking how I would identify myself and have come to the conclusion that I identify as a Pig……. I like my butt rubbed and my pork pulled!

One of a kind. R.I.P.

When referring to specs, it can mean many things. House plans, around here anyway, are spec’d as SPF which stands for Spruce, Pine, Fir. When you spec’ed your cars color did you just specify the color or the actual chemical content of the paint? How far into specking do you want to go? What was the alloy ratio of the steel that was used to make the frame of your car? This is getting pretty silly!

Ask Rabs!

When you remember going to see the Amboy Dukes!