I don't think we do that. I think everyone's pretty respectful to one another here.
As for Les Paul models, I don't even have a Standard. In spite of this handicap, I turn my frown upside down. In recognition of this, Gibson really should send me a Standard (honeyburst, as little weight relief as possible), to encourage this humanitarian approach I'm spearheading.
No, wait, the Classic with the zebra pickups would be perfect. See? I'm willing to settle.
Am boring even myself now, so... Night-night...