OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[LarryUK]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2313755/Chinese-mother-accused-killing-shopkeeper-squeezing-testicles-hard-died-shock.html

The title says it all.

[Thunderchild]

I'm doubled up on the floor!!

ps: the photo with the article is hilarious

[Rabs]

Dammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnn !!!!!! owww.

[quapman]

That fricking hurt just reading it!!!

[capmaster]

Seems that the bike was still parking in front of the shop, so the shopkeeper's death was in vain.

[btoth76]

[LarryUK]

Isn't it odd how reading it makes your blood drain?.....and your knees come together. Dreadful but funny.

It's like finding out your mother in law has gone bankrupt and lost everything....then finding out she's coming to live with you.

[btoth76]

Isn't it odd how reading it makes your blood drain?.....and your knees come together. Dreadful but funny.

It's like finding out your mother in law has gone bankrupt and lost everything....then finding out she's coming to live with you.

 

You know for sure how to increase the dramatic tension! First the testicles, now the invasion of mother-in-law...

[LarryUK]

You know for sure how to increase the dramatic tension! First the testicles, now the invasion of mother-in-law...

.....or like finding out your wife was once a man.....named Bernard!!!

[Rabs]

I wonder if the nutcracker suite was playing somewhere in the background :P :)

[tazzboy]

She'll have a new nickname. The Nut Cracker.

[vangoghsear]

When I read this, I couldn't catch my breath and I had to get up and just walk away from the monitor. Wow. Poor guy. The lady could claim insanity, when you think about this lady you definitely think 'nuts.'

[vangoghsear]

Really. Nut case.

[Izzy]

Very useful information.

 

...in case of emergency only, certainly not over parking!

[jaxson50]

I can think of a certain 19 year old pos in Boston that she could use her skills on.

[LarryUK]

This is just as bad.

http://news.sky.com/story/1083217/man-shoots-himself-in-head-with-harpoon-gun

[vangoghsear]

This is just as bad.

http://news.sky.com/story/1083217/man-shoots-himself-in-head-with-harpoon-gun

Nope, it's bad, but pales in comparison to the Vulcan Death Grip Ball Meld.