bscott Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 For those of you with young ones OR those of you who refuse to give it up!! Go to the NORAD website to follow Santa Claus's trip from the North Pole!! Here is the link: http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html Enjoy and have a great Chritmas!! Brian
Homz Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 It has come to my attention via pentagon insiders that NORAD has shot down Santa. At 0137 hours GMT a UFS (unidentified flying sleigh) was observed in the air space above Nova Scochia Canada. After repeated attempts to contact the UFS the President was notified. Since the President Bush was in the can reading his favorite book "Mommy, Why is the Sky Blue" VP Chaney gave the order to splash the UFS. VP Chaney couldn't be reached for comment, but Secretary Rice faced with a major international crisis stated the Sleigh was packed with weapons of mass destruction and we had no other choice. She then produced the PDB (Presidential Daily Briefing) entitled "Santa's war on Christians" subtitled "Choking small children with plastic junk". Sorry kids there is no Christmas this year.
Guitar slinger Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 I could use some help of the black one
ChanMan Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 Thanks for the link, man! I am a big Santa fan... Have a very Merry Christmas too!!
urbs Posted December 22, 2008 Posted December 22, 2008 Wow Homz !! That had to have been a Marine pilot , you know we're just a bunch of heartless village burnin , baby killers anywho !!
Homz Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 Wow Homz !! That had to have been a Marine pilot ' date=' you know we're just a bunch of heartless village burnin , baby killers anywho !! [/quote'] Navy Vet... Nuclear propulsion
ckledzepplin Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 I just figured this out, TIM IS SANTA CLAUS, he left so he could go prepare for christmas!:) ha, i have lame thoughts8-[
SRV-Zeppelin Posted December 23, 2008 Posted December 23, 2008 I just figured this out' date=' TIM IS SANTA CLAUS, he left so he could go prepare for christmas!'](*,) ha, i have lame thoughts8-[ Santa Claus is Greek?
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