ParlourMan Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Quite simple (and hopefully a bit of fun), what's the best of the bizarre tonal descriptions you've seen... Gibson and non-Gibson alike.... Fire away... tally ho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Nilppeznaf Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Well the recent " Spaghetti Wet " from our beloved EuroAussie has got to be up there with the best Im still getting a good feeling from it ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phelonious Ponk Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Got to be the famous "toasted wheat underpinnings." P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuroAussie Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Always enjoyed a 'cracking midrange' .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capmaster Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 OK, it's about electrics, but although I read it years ago I still remember the review of a Marshall amp in a German guitar & bass magazine. The tonal result when set to crunchy distortion while playing a Fender Stratocaster with two pickups in parallel was called "egg slicer sound" there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewilyfool Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Here's how I would describe my new AJ Short Scale Mahogany: When I first played my AJ, I thought I'd discovered Zeus on a mountaintop!!! Intrinsically this raw, volume prone guitar is a model of weightless finesse! This instrument abounds with focused notes and a silky tonal finish. Lush, elegant, and nuanced, this Mahogany machine will make you forget about Rosewood! It naturally conjures up prestige and luxury, while supple or strong, at ease with any masculine or feminine regimen of playing you can toss at it. Be delicate or dig in, you will find it will take it all, with nary a hair out of place. It has a ways to go in terms of refinement and profundity due to it's young age, but it's sound is deep, concentrated, and luring with all the dark, brooding over tones that make top tier guitars like this so appealing. Elegant and skillfully executed, but so playable and friendly and comforting as to make falling for this big beast easier than falling into a pool of Martins. It delivers all the listening pleasure you could ask for- and then some - but adds a dimension of grace and complexity that makes this instrument worth your effort to seek out. Pricey a Gibson, but absolutely worth every penny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capmaster Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Here's how I would describe my new AJ Short Scale Mahogany: When I first played my AJ, I thought I'd discovered Zeus on a mountaintop!!! Intrinsically this raw, volume prone guitar is a model of weightless finesse! This instrument abounds with focused notes and a silky tonal finish. Lush, elegant, and nuanced, this Mahogany machine will make you forget about Rosewood! It naturally conjures up prestige and luxury, while supple or strong, at ease with any masculine or feminine regimen of playing you can toss at it. Be delicate or dig in, you will find it will take it all, with nary a hair out of place. It has a ways to go in terms of refinement and profundity due to it's young age, but it's sound is deep, concentrated, and luring with all the dark, brooding over tones that make top tier guitars like this so appealing. Elegant and skillfully executed, but so playable and friendly and comforting as to make falling for this big beast easier than falling into a pool of Martins. It delivers all the listening pleasure you could ask for- and then some - but adds a dimension of grace and complexity that makes this instrument worth your effort to seek out. Pricey a Gibson, but absolutely worth every penny. Guess you haven't seen it but heard out ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phelonious Ponk Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Here's how I would describe my new AJ Short Scale Mahogany: When I first played my AJ, I thought I'd discovered Zeus on a mountaintop!!! Intrinsically this raw, volume prone guitar is a model of weightless finesse! This instrument abounds with focused notes and a silky tonal finish. Lush, elegant, and nuanced, this Mahogany machine will make you forget about Rosewood! It naturally conjures up prestige and luxury, while supple or strong, at ease with any masculine or feminine regimen of playing you can toss at it. Be delicate or dig in, you will find it will take it all, with nary a hair out of place. It has a ways to go in terms of refinement and profundity due to it's young age, but it's sound is deep, concentrated, and luring with all the dark, brooding over tones that make top tier guitars like this so appealing. Elegant and skillfully executed, but so playable and friendly and comforting as to make falling for this big beast easier than falling into a pool of Martins. It delivers all the listening pleasure you could ask for- and then some - but adds a dimension of grace and complexity that makes this instrument worth your effort to seek out. Pricey a Gibson, but absolutely worth every penny. Your prose is admirable, but short-scale AJ mahogany? Isn't that an oxymoron? It's one I find very appealing, but what does it mean? And can there be pictures? P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewilyfool Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Guys.....it's a joke.......I'm making a flowery joke about describing tonal qualities of a guitar....lol.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phelonious Ponk Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Guys.....it's a joke.......I'm making a flowery joke about describing tonal qualities of a guitar....lol.... And it was funny. But do you really have a short-scale mahogany AJ? P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuroAussie Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 And it was funny. But do you really have a short-scale mahogany AJ? P Wouldnt a short scale mahogany AJ be basically a J-35, given its got the same bracing, top and side woods ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capmaster Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Guys.....it's a joke.......I'm making a flowery joke about describing tonal qualities of a guitar....lol.... Got it... flowery... my fault thinking you heard it all. But are you sure the smell is that of blossoms, and not perhaps due to the finish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-minor7 Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 My favorite expression is bound to be the intriguing, alluring, internationally known, understood and accepted, charismatic and fully covering honey glazed. In second comes nectar dripping, , , , in all modesty an alternative coined by myself. But there've been many good ones over the years. Wasn't there a member who used phrases from a 5-star buffet (inclusive the winecard) as metaphor for his guitar sounds. Very entertaining, , , and of course a bit silly. A new one learned here by Rambler the other day is woof - whatever that means. Better ask Zomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phelonious Ponk Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Wouldnt a short scale mahogany AJ be basically a J-35, given its got the same bracing, top and side woods ? Perhaps, but I thought he was serious, did a search, found short-scale AJs, short-scale maple AJs...so it didn't seem unlikely. A J-35 with a nice burst and some pretty inlays. My '03 OJ is almost there -- short scale, mahogany, adirondack, AJ bracing... P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salfromchatham Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 On either this forum, or the AGF, within the past year was someone linking to a youtube of a guy in Las Vegas selling an old 50's J45. The guy sounded like he partied hard, and the guitar souned amazing, and his descriptions were priceless. "friggin tone monster" is what I remember... but the guy had me thinking back to 1975 Eagles - Glen Frey and long hair... Wish I could find it. I was sold on that beater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullmental Alpinist Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Got to be the famous "toasted wheat underpinnings." P +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewilyfool Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Here is my Hog S.S. AJ: And my original post about this guitar: http://forum.gibson.com/index.php?/topic/100358-new-addition-to-the-family/page__p__1357301__fromsearch__1#entry1357301 THIS: "When I first played my AJ, I thought I'd discovered Zeus on a mountaintop!!! Intrinsically this raw, volume prone guitar is a model of weightless finesse! This instrument abounds with focused notes and a silky tonal finish. Lush, elegant, and nuanced, this Mahogany machine will make you forget about Rosewood! It naturally conjures up prestige and luxury, while supple or strong, at ease with any masculine or feminine regimen of playing you can toss at it. Be delicate or dig in, you will find it will take it all, with nary a hair out of place. It has a ways to go in terms of refinement and profundity due to it's young age, but it's sound is deep, concentrated, and luring with all the dark, brooding over tones that make top tier guitars like this so appealing. Elegant and skillfully executed, but so playable and friendly and comforting as to make falling for this big beast easier than falling into a pool of Martins. It delivers all the listening pleasure you could ask for- and then some - but adds a dimension of grace and complexity that makes this instrument worth your effort to seek out. Pricey a Gibson, but absolutely worth every penny." Is how you can use a lot of words, that sound like you are saying something, but nothing is actually being said.....not one accurate thing in that entire paragraph you could hang your hat on....like a talking head Wine expert, or a N.Y.C. expert in art trying to critique a painting.....just gobbledygook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salfromchatham Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 My first Gibson was a Western Classic in the early 1990s I think... I also had a Sam Ash Songwriter Deluxe or something like that a long time ago. However I really identify the first time I really was blown away by a Gibson was more recently - a J45TV. I bought it, and Holy Cow. I remember describing it as an old singer after drinking a fifth of scotch and smoking two packs of Marlboro Reds. Gravel. Dry. Textured. 3D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesKing777 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Some of the descriptions make me hungry..... BluesKing777. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamapsych Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 'A bottom range you will lust after' is pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjl200 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 "A bottom end that rolls like jello, a taunt middle you can dig into and a bountiful top end that loves to be kissed." guitars right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Nilppeznaf Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 "A bottom end that rolls like jello, a taunt middle you can dig into and a bountiful top end that loves to be kissed." guitars right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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