Murph Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I bet it's a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 72 cubic feet per 124 square metres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Nilppeznaf Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I'm sure if you could capture it...it would get you pretty high ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuroAussie Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 What you been smokin' Murph ... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Lol. You shoulda posted that on the agf. Someone there'll know the answer :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuroAussie Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Lol. You shoulda posted that on the agf. Someone there'll know the answer :D They will think he's a terrorist ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versatile Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 It's only air For heaven's sake... :blink: V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisrownSal Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Lol. You shoulda posted that on the agf. Someone there'll know the answer :D On AGF I learned about this helium treatment. You buy a canister... and slow leak it into your soundhole. It really opens up the top and makes it much drier and airier. I did this to three rosewood guitars and they sound like mahogany now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 On AGF I learned about this helium treatment. You buy a canister... and slow leak it into your soundhole. It really opens up the top and makes it much drier and airier. I did this to three rosewood guitars and they sound like mahogany now. I could believe that ya know. The place is full of folk trying to get Taylors to sound less bright ... Gibsons to have overtones ... Martins to have less bass . not a big step to buy a mahogany guitar and want it to sound like rosewood. Its like they all woke up and someone had swapped all their guitars for someone else's choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 If you're a sensible sort half an hour over there is great for the ego. You feel like one of the Dragons from Dragons Den, the downside being that you're constantly pitched half baked and shite ideas. I'm out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted September 26, 2013 Author Share Posted September 26, 2013 What you been smokin' Murph ... ? 70's flashback, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I think you've discovered the real cause of global warming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capmaster Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I bet it's a lot. They are filled with air dried to a lower dew point to avoid condensation. Besides the small, desert-like rest of air humidity left, the composition is that of typical air. Therefore the portion of oxygen is the environmental one which means 20% volume or 23% mass of the content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j45nick Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 72 cubic feet per 124 square metres. Now that's what I would call mixing your scientific metaphors....... At least you're bi-lingual when it comes to units of measurement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capmaster Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 72 cubic feet per 124 square metres. Now that's what I would call mixing your scientific metaphors....... At least you're bi-lingual when it comes to units of measurement. Bi-lingual in a double respect: different units of length as well as different power, cube and square in this case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gov Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 It's a simple question of weight ratios! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capmaster Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 It's a simple question of weight ratios! These are according to the masses, i. e. 23% of the air weight, whereas partial pressures depend on the numbers of molecules which are very close to the volume ratio, i. e. about 20%. In metric units, one litre air weighs about 1.2 grams at room temperature, i. e. there are .276 g oxygene in it. Assuming normal pressure of 1013.25 hektopascals, the partial pressure of oxygene is 202.65 hPa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Now that's what I would call mixing your scientific metaphors....... At least you're bi-lingual when it comes to units of measurement. Urine extraction allows for this. But again within tolerable levels, in our case 7.1 inches per yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Nilppeznaf Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Urine extraction allows for this. But again within tolerable levels, in our case 7.1 inches per yard. HeHe easy there big man ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GotTheSilver Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GotTheSilver Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Wouldn't it be more fun if they filled bubble wrap with helium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut! Lorry driver is spotted on the road occasionally pulling in to the side , getting out and smacking a 2x4 along the sides of the trailer. When a cop watches this and pulls him in he questions what he has been doing every 2 miles with the stick. Lorry driver says 'I have 5 ton of canaries in the back and its a 3 ton lorry , so I'm trying to keep half of them in the air' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versatile Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Wouldn't it be more fun if they filled bubble wrap with helium? It would be difficult to keep down... And hysterical to pop... V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capmaster Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Lorry driver is spotted on the road occasionally pulling in to the side , getting out and smacking a 2x4 along the sides of the trailer. When a cop watches this and pulls him in he questions what he has been doing every 2 miles with the stick. Lorry driver says 'I have 5 ton of canaries in the back and its a 3 ton lorry , so I'm trying to keep half of them in the air' BUT: It must have been a VERY large three ton lorry. Five ton canaries would be 200,000 to 300,000 of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gov Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 BUT: It must have been a VERY large three ton lorry. Five ton canaries would be 200,000 to 300,000 of them... Nonsense. It depends on what species of canary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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