Murph Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it.
AnneS Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 Then there's the butcher who backed into his own meat grinder.. Got a little behind in his work-
ksdaddy Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 Q. Why did Sally fall out of the tree? A. Because she has no arms! Knock knock: (Who's there?) Not Sally!
MissouriPicker Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 She's got freckles on her but(t) she's pretty.
Fullmental Alpinist Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 Did you hear about the magician who was walking down the street then turned into a drug store? Who's Irish and only comes out in the summer? Paddy O'Furniture.
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