Bored? Try this

[Thundergod]

Hey guys, I dont know how it is over there (wherever "there" is) but down here the commie bastards that run the country decreed (spelling?) that from december the 24th to january the 5th we have a kind of imposed holiday... of course you can work if you want, but, on my line of work no one is around right now, so I might as well do whatever I want to... (10 whole days to do as I like... omg this country is going down so deep...).

 

So I am kind of bored... and found this little online game... I think the youngsters wont find it funny but I did (I dont think they are up to date with the names and characters of late 70s and 80s porn).

 

So I give you "shoot your wad" (starting jhon holmes as johnny wadd). Here's the instructions/intro line of the game:

 

http://super-games.cz/adult/john-holmes.html

 

John Holmes shoot your wad Instructions:

Ok soldier, you think you have got what it takes to be in a league with the legendary John Holmes? Now it's your chance to prove it! Rules are simple; give the ladies what they want before the clock, or your cock, runs out of juice. A good aim scores higner points. Watch out for trouble from evil skanks and tricky trannys.

[Guitar slinger]

HAHAHAHA That's awesome. Thanks for sharing!

[deepblue]

Thats sooo cool. Now theres a video game that doesnt make me ill. lol

[Homz]

I should have known better then to have tried to run it with my son in the room. As soon as the funky disco music started he was heading my way. I had to stop it mid stroke and end prematurely.

[deepblue]

I had to stop it mid stroke and end prematurely

 

yaaa baby! lol

[Thundergod]

ok... anyone managed to reach 4000 points?

[saturn]

I'll have to try it later when the kids aren't around.

[80LPC]

That music sure hits the spot...