Murph Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 The Barber A Guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half' . The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.' A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?' 'Your house' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisrownSal Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Hey Murph... what time you going to work today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Murph has a job?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted December 3, 2013 Author Share Posted December 3, 2013 Murph has a job?! That cracked me up. Yes I do. Today I leave soon..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted December 3, 2013 Author Share Posted December 3, 2013 Hey..... Wait a minute...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 That was funny. I can use that at my gigs....Thanks for ammo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Along the same lines but… if you need an excuse to get off work early, just say to the boss "I need to go, John Terry's parked outside my house". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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