jedzep Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 You guys are all very high...or very bored. Learn some new songs, why dontcha'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted December 9, 2013 Author Share Posted December 9, 2013 You guys are all very high...or very bored. Learn some new songs, why dontcha'. Let's hear one of yours !! I'm too stoned to play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesKing777 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Well, I just heard that Stefan Grossman guitar Workshop will be offering a lesson dvd on how to control the acoustic guitar on your lap, with a special bonus section on playing standing up! BluesKing777. (I had a lot of trouble keeping my National Tricone from falling off my leg - True! Put 2 strips of Velcro stuff on the area and VOILA! Non Slip....True!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedzep Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Let's hear one of yours !! I'm too stoned to play Ha! Wish I could serve one up BBG, but my embarrassingly low tech setup is just too, well, uh, embarrassing. I can barely even get my looper to cooperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojorule Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Imagine the fun Mickmeister would have with one of these: I bet Amy Ottersprite has one and takes it with her to all the festivals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesKing777 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I bet Amy Ottersprite has one and takes it with her to all the festivals. Ha! I wonder if it could go a bit further with the folding - you know, fold the neck in half and the body into four and make it really portable instead of making you look like a drummer with a cymbal case, who they may not even allow on the plane/train/probably bus? BluesKing777. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The G Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Funniest answer ….."Stop playing Ovations." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 OK, they've forced my hand…. Time to fess up…. The leg-shaving fella was me. I laughed and laughed yesterday as two forums got all talkative about shaved legs, hairy backs and whatnot with only the most minimal of direction. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Got banned for 'obscene name' this morning, oh well, good while it lasted. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 What was obscene name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 What was obscene name? Old poontanger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Old poontanger These people mustve led a sheltered life. Hardly 'obscene' At least the forums livened up . you should be given a two month ban from agf as a reward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatbaroque Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Old poontanger hahaha.....I thought this poontanger bloke is playing rope a dope in fine fashion.....should have guessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 hahaha.....I thought this poontanger bloke is playing rope a dope in fine fashion.....should have guessed. Well, mojo was close but not quite and I had to throw BBG off the scent early yesterday too. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 It worked. Haha You'd be better practicing your pick technique though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 It worked. Haha You'd be better practicing your pick technique though. Easy one... just don't use Gibson branded M picks. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Easy one... just don't use Gibson branded M picks. ;) Yeah. And keep em away from the dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Yeah. And keep em away from the dog It's French Bulldogs... (or French Bulldog, singular, since my wee one died last week odd) they like a higher calibre of chew, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 It's French Bulldogs... (or French Bulldog, singular, since my wee one died last week odd) they like a higher calibre of chew, mate. Sorry to hear it. Was sick for a while was it not ? Mine has no calibre when it comes to chews. Skirting boards , architraves , anything but the chews that are bought for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Sorry to hear it. Was sick for a while was it not ? Mine has no calibre when it comes to chews. Skirting boards , architraves , anything but the chews that are bought for him She'd had surgery about 13 months ago, she had a ruptured disc which caused a paralysis... 3K in surgery later it saved her and we got her back, I had to teach her how to walk again etc..... We even watched full seasons of the 6-million dollar man as part of the therapy. Anyway, they said she had another dodgy disc and it would probably happen again, but more surgery was out the question, too heavy going etc.... anyway, without incident or accident the back went again and in a 4 hour period she went from walking about and strolling through for dinner to not being able to move, so a Sunday night emergency vet later she died in my arms. part of the grieving process seems to be pretending to be extremely short men with baldy legs who play guitar on the sofa near naked and talk about it without any reference to how inappropriate that may be on forums where a bunch of "back slapping do-gooders" take themselves overly seriously for my own amusement. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aster1 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Sorry to hear about the loss of your little pal Parlour! Our pups are really hard things to lose. Glad you did what you did for her, but at a certain point you do have to know when it's not good for the pup anymore. Aster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Sorry to hear about the loss of your little pal Parlour! Our pups are really hard things to lose. Glad you did what you did for her, but at a certain point you do have to know when it's not good for the pup anymore. Aster Cheers mate, without turning this into a 'mojo for my dead dog' thread, we did everything we could, we got 13 months odd longer out of her than many would have, I had to try to save her last time, it worked for a while, this time she was done, but she was spared the pain stage as soon as we seen the mobility was gone and the paralysis was starting she was whisked down to spare her any suffering. I was gutted but it was the right thing to do. I was there at the start and I held her till the end. Not much else you can do… Anyway…. What's on the block to entertain me now that I'm ousted from the AGF for providing light relief in a myriad of fury-polishing threads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 These people mustve led a sheltered life. Hardly 'obscene' At least the forums livened up . you should be given a two month ban from agf as a reward How does this grab you? Reward enough? Haw haw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Lol. Dont worry , I'll keep you informed of anything weird. Youre such a rebel PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Lol. Youre such a rebel PM Rebel without a dog....... Haw haw ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParlourMan Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I do take umbrage to the wording though, there was no "trying" involved.... I did re-register, I did manage to get loads of people to confess to being self conscious about their height and of course the whole leg-shaving, near-nude couch guitaring stuff.... and I caused uproar doing it. It was great! I laughed and laughed yesterday, a proper tonic. Little do they know I've already registered another twice as well... I might even start an argument with myself. If they don't want to be reasonable, why should I? I'll be sure to post a link to my next thread. I have an idea... could be a good'un... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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