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An old lady calls a veterinarian in the middle of the night: "Doctor, please help... the two of my dogs... they are busy together, you know... I can't get them apart!"


"Give him a smack on his back," the doctor recommended.


"Already tried that, didn't work", the lady replied.


"Pour some cold water over his head," suggested the doctor.


"Done that before, just flooded my valuable carpet, didn't impress the dogs anyway," the lady wailed.


"So here you go, ma'am", said the doctor. "You may give me your number, then hang up the phone, and I will promptly call you back."


"And you think this will do the trick?," asked the lady.


"Well," the doctor said, "at least it just did for me..."

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