pauloon Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Customer: Morning, Waitress: Morning. Customer: What have you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon Egg and spam Egg, bacon and spam Egg, bacon, sausage and spam Spam, bacon, sausage and spam Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!) Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam That's not got much spam in it Wife: I don't want any spam! Customer: Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage? Wife: That's got spam in it! Customer: Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it? (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...) Wife: Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then? Waitress: Iiiiiiiiiiiich!! Wife: What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress (to choir): Shut up! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Customer: Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it, I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam! (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up!! Baked beans are off. Customer: Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam? Choir (intervening): Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SPAMJO-Maple-Rickenbacker-330-360-620-325-12-hollowbody-electric-guitar-AD-/331145085404?pt=Guitar&hash=item4d19c901dc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karloff Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 lol ! , What a great post to start the day with. THANK YOU ! haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Farnsbarns Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I've reported this thread. It's clearly spam. I really have, I hope whichever mod picks it up has a sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pauloon Posted March 7, 2014 Author Share Posted March 7, 2014 Gotta' love those instructions/recipe tips on the ad....surprised it didn't start with open tin....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabs Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 They mention Spam in this song too :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGpVcdqeS0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vangoghsear Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 All I have to say is "Neee!" Oh and, "Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I used to love Spam fritters (with lashings and lashings of HP sauce!) both as a kid and as a student. Can't now, though. Far too P'tit Bourgeois. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Searcy Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 All I have to say is "Neee!" Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Nee" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land! nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this point in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpup Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 A. I ate some Spam last weekend. I still love the stuff pan fried (in a sandwich with mustard of course). YUM! B. We saw Spamalot in Vegas a few years back and it was hilarious! Not as funny as the Monty Python troupe (what is?) but funny nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I wonder if the BigWigs at Gibson realise they are unwittingly also hosting the 'International Monty Python Appreciation Society' under an assumed name.... P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabs Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 You can see here where Lady Gaga got her fashion inspiration from ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karloff Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I wonder if the BigWigs at Gibson realise they are unwittingly also hosting the 'International Monty Python Appreciation Society' under an assumed name.... P. Lol , and I do appreciate them... "They must think the sun shines out your a$$ sonny. They must think you're lord god almighty" Ahhh don't get me started lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vangoghsear Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Nee" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land! nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this point in time. Roger the Shrubber, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Farnsbarns Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 All I hav to say is "Neee!" Oh and, "Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!" We are no longer the knights who say "ni", we are now the knights who say " Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni!" .... Well, knights who..... Until recently, said "ni!".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glp2012 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Oh, I thought you were talking about Daniel Ho's song about shua'a or Spam...he tells a funny story about his they eat a lot of Spam in Hawai'i and they have no word for Spam so they call it shua'a. YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfYIyhvvB4w His website: http://www.danielho.com/DHC/Home.html If I remember, the translation is something like this: Eat local food Eat delicious food Eat spam Spam and eggs Spam musubi Roast Spam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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