Guest EastEnder Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karloff Posted June 17, 2014 Author Share Posted June 17, 2014 " Dogs are God's way of making up for everything else " - Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vangoghsear Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 "Don't take technical advice about cold fusion from someone who can't spell 'fuzhun.'" - Anonymous (Not sure where I first read this) "Call me a rube and a hick, but I’d a lot rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it” - Will Rogers "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her." - Jesus "If at first you don't succeed -- Don't try sky diving." Anonymous (From FB) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPguitarman Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" "It's better to have and not need, than to need and not have." "Don't do what I do, do what I say". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVOL! Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 From one of my favorite authors: “THE EDGE, there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.” ― Hunter S. Thompson “If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.” ― Hunter S. Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNylon Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 What's some of your favorite quotes, from anyone, about anything ... I'll post some of mine after hopefully a few responses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick_s Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 It's not the fall that hurts, it's the sudden stop at the bottom - My dad It makes a lot of logical and metaphorical sense. 'Man goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger' - Confucious :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkimo Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 There are some really profound thinkers at work here today. ' It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool,than to open it and remove all doubt". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4Hayden Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Do as I say, not as I do - Hillary Clinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brc Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 "Woodrow, its been quite a party". Agustus last words right before he died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 "He is a man of splendid abilities, but utterly corrupt. He shines and stinks like a rotten mackerel by moonlight." - John Randolph (1773-1833) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis G Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Both in my sig line, but to save you fellow oldies from squinting: Yesterday is history, tomorrow's a mystery; live for today - the late Carroll Shelby If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun - Katherine Hepburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzag Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -Hunter S. Thompson "What do you mean, 'It's disgusting!'? I haven't even taken my clothes off..." -Woody Allen On You Bet Your Life, Groucho Marx asked a female contestant how many children she had. When she replied, "Twelve!" Groucho said, "I love a good cigar, too, but occasionally I take it out of my mouth!" "Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." -Napoleon Bonaparte "I was once trapped in the wilds of Africa without a corkscrew. I was forced to live on nothing but food and water for days." -WC Fields "Let's get down to brass tacks... How much for the ape?" -Hunter Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun. Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money. - Leon Lederman The older I get, the better I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 "The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that He's evil. I think that the worst you can say about Him is that, basically, He's an underachiever." [Woody Allen] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aster1 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 “It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.” Mark Twain Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." Will Rogers "There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." Will Rogers About Gen X & Y "I've never seen so many, know so little, about so much!" me (doesn't apply to the young'n's I've posted with or read around here however) "I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money." — Will Rogers Aster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Stop worrying about the future and enjoy now... David W. Phillips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4Hayden Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Here hold my beer , watch this - friends last words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis G Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." Will Rogers Similar, but can't remember where I got it: Experince is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 As Marie Antoinette was being led to the guillotine she accidentally stepped on the foot of her attendant executioner and said; "Pardonnez-moi, monsieur; je ne l'ai pas fait expres." which translates as "Pardon me, Sir; I didn't do it on purpose."........ P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkimo Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 'Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance." Sun Tzu "The art of war." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karloff Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 " The movement you need is on your shoulder " - Sir Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoya Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 "It's like deja vu all over again" - Yogi Berra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPguitarman Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 "You are only as old as you feel". And somewhat related... "You're Never too Old to Rock 'n Roll if You're too Young to Die". - Ian Anderson(Jethro Tull). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karloff Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 "It's like deja vu all over again" - Yogi Berra Yes ! one of my favorites... "When you come to a fork in the road, take it " - Yogi Berra "No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded" - Yogi " Man, that was a wrong mistake " - Yogi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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