Murph Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so SPECIAL! She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment! We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay!” I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” While I was waiting on the sofa… NAKED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. C.O. Jones Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 You are joking, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoth76 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Very good one! Cheers... Bence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drog Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 😂😀👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidblast Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 !!!LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Good one! I was going to commiserate but my story would have ended with....She stepped out of the bedroom with my ex wife's lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly campbell Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 nice....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4Hayden Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Didn't want to get cake on your cloths having to go back to work and what not , that's my story and I'm sticking to it. 4H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidblast Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 it's hard to argue with any logic that includes the words "What not".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight959 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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