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Why I Got A Divorce.


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Why did I get divorced?


Well, last week was my birthday.


My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday.


My parents forgot and so did my kids.


I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.


As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!”


I felt so SPECIAL!


She asked me out for lunch.


After lunch, she invited me to her apartment!


We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?”


“Okay!” I said.


She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!”


While I was waiting on the sofa… NAKED.

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