ajay Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 the two murderers who escaped from prison in New York are on the lam, AND BELIEVED TO BE NEAR MY FARM! i live on a farm in the boonies in Western New York, and police are searching for them very near to my farm. One guy shot a cop fifteen times, and the other one murdered and dismembered hid neighbors, and then stashed the body parts. Nice guys! Of course I am locking up tight, and the shootin' irons that I have are at the ready. My problem is that I haven't slept well lately, and I hope that I can stay awake. It would really suck to wake up with a knife against my throat, so my retriever (a great watch dog) will be sleeping on the porch tonight. He likes sleeping out there, so it isn't punishment or anything. I think that my adrenaline will be enough to keep me awake tonight. Anyway, please wish me luck. I've never had to worry about escaped murderers on the loose near my usually peaceful farm in the boonies. I'm a very good shot, and if Arnie starts barking tonight, the safety goes off. It's not often that I would prefer to live in town. I sent my wife to stay with her Sister 25 miles away, so I only have to worry about saving my dog and me. I think that Arnie's fierce and extremely loud bark would be enough to send them skeedaddlin', so maybe I wouldn't even have to take out the losers. If they choose my little farmhouse, they just may have more to deal with than they expect. Getting the drop on them would give me a huge advantage. Say a prayer if You have a spare one layin' around. Peace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fromnabulax Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Hey I am in Western New York along the shores of Lake Erie about 15 miles from the PA border. Where are you at? You've got me nervous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karloff Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Stay safe. And take 'em off safety now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Autumn Light&Shade Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Hi ajay, thinking of you and saying a prayer for you and your dog Arnie. May you both stay safe. Please let us know that you are safe and well. kind regards, Emma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Please, they're in California getting butt implants and are hooking up with Bruce Jenner for a new reality show called "What's Wrong With This Picture?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Wake up ajay....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Wake up ajay....... Uh oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbluesplayer Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 I'm just staying inside 'till this blows over. :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 I've stopped bathing and brushing my teeth just to play it extra safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autumn Light&Shade Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Anyone heard from ajay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkimo Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Better to have a firearm and NOT need it . Than to not have one and NEED it... Stay safe. X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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