Murph Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called his cell. The wife said, "Where are you? You know we have lots to do." He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?" Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up… "Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied. "Well I am in the gun shop next door to that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aster1 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Yeeee Heee he!!! Aster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called his cell. The wife said, "Where are you? You know we have lots to do." He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?" Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up… "Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied. "Well I am in the gun shop next door to that." Aw, that's cruel! I hope you went to the gun shop after picking up that diamond necklace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacamartin Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 LOL........that's a man with a future on the couch.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 . "Well I am in the guitar shop next door to that," is more like it. . B) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j45nick Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 . "Well I am in the guitar shop next door to that," is more like it. . B) . Yep, and if you bring home a new guitar after making that call, you're going to be wearing it around your neck as a necklace. Wonder if his head would fit through a soundhole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Some of us have to work today?-------GOD FORBID! If you can retire early, do it. Then, the jokes are easier to laugh at and you've got lots of time for the gun shop and guitar store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted January 3, 2016 Author Share Posted January 3, 2016 Some of us have to work today?-------GOD FORBID! If you can retire early, do it. LoL. Well, it DOES help explain why I'm up and posting a joke at 5:53 A.M. on a Saturday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Excellent, Murph. For a moment there I was afraid you found yourself someplace, doing something you didn't want to be doing. Every time I hear that particular "four letter word," I get a little stressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchman Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Some of us have to work today?-------GOD FORBID! If you can retire early, do it. Then, the jokes are easier to laugh at and you've got lots of time for the gun shop and guitar store. True, but not nearly enough money.....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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