rct Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 rct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fromnabulax Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 If you'll pardon me, isn't that somewhat er... Irregular? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 "I say, Holmes! What's that strange looking shrub with the elongated oval yellow-hued fruits hanging from it's branches?" "It's a Lemon Tree, my dear Watson..." Pip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrorod Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fromnabulax Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Huh? The game is afoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quapman Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Must be right next door to Room 222. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkesman Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 "Holmes, he swallowed the evidence!" "It's alimentary, my dear Watson." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darling67 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I always thought that, if and when they make the movie about YES, Benjamin Cumberbatch should be tapped to play Chris Squire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I always thought that, if and when they make the movie about YES, Benjamin Cumberbatch should be tapped to play Chris Squire. No, that’s BENEDICT Bandersnatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Farnsbarns Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 No, that’s BENEDICT Bandersnatch And shun the frumiest Bandersnatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 And shun the frumiest Bandersnatch. Any relation to that notorious guitar shoplifter from Birmingham? Shaun, the Brummiest Fendersnatch? Oh, frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Pip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbluesplayer Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I'm not sure who those guys are but they look like some American just told them they can't give directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I haven't seen Cumberbatch as Holmes (no TV for me) but remember the late Jeremy Brett was a really good Sherlock and brought a dark, slightly manic edge to the role. However this gives me an unmissable opportunity to regale forum members with my very own truly awful Sherlock Holmes joke..... Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are out driving in Watson's shiny new automobile, and having a jolly time until suddenly the oil pressure gauge starts to waver and the light on the dashboard goes on. "I say Holmes", says Watson, "I think we had better pull in at the next garage and purchase some lubricant!" "Very well, Watson old chap, whatever's necessary to keep our motorised carriage on the road!" "I say Holmes, while we're at it, would you like to split one of those new-fangled ice creams with me?" "I don't think so, old boy, gives me a headache y'know, bad for the old grey matter - but you carry on." "Gosh Holmes, I can't possibly eat a whole one and I don't think they'll sell me half an ice cream, surely?" "Don't worry, Watson! Leave it to me - you just have to know how to address the merchant classes!" They pull into the garage. Holmes gets out and goes to the kiosk, where the attendant says "yes sir, may I help you?" And Sherlock Holmes says; "Half a cone and oil, please." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Didn't see that one coming.........and mine was much worse........:P Pip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fromnabulax Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 "Half a cone and oil, please." Hoo-BOY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vangoghsear Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Holmes and Watson are pursing a criminal through the countryside and are forced to stop for the evening and set up camp. Late that night, Holmes says to Watson, "Watson, are you sleeping?" "No." "What do you observe Watson?" Watson thought for a moment then responded. "Well, meteor-logically, I see that the night is clear, with a slight chill, there is no frost, so I deduce the temperature is still above freezing. Astronomically, I see the planets Jupiter and Mars, the Moon is in its waning crescent phase leaving the sky dark for observation of many constellations for instance, Orion, there just above the horizon tells me that because of this being March, the time is near 1:45 at night. Astrologically, we are around 5° Pisces, so we are gradually approaching the end of the Age of Pisces and have entered the transitional phase towards actualisation of the Age of Aquarius. Theologically, the beauty of the starlit heavens tells me that God is in his heaven and all is right with the world." They sat is silence for a moment. Then Watson said, "What do you observe Holmes?" "Someone has stolen our tent." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkesman Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 "I say, Holmes, that boxing coach seems rather proficient!" "Ali mentor, he, my dear Watson." H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rct Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 I always thought that, if and when they make the movie about YES, Benjamin Cumberbatch should be tapped to play Chris Squire. Nobody could fill that perm, nobody. "All of our songs are just songs. After Chris has a go at them for an hour, they become Yes songs." Steve Howe said that. rct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbluesplayer Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 :unsure: Y'all are funny o'var. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPguitarman Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 So Smaug and Bilbo Baggins are teaming up to catch criminals and solve mysteries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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