Murph Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The doctor asks, "What's the problem?" The woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The doctor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish, but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?" The doctor says, "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Politically Incorrect. Would have been more appropriate if it had been gin instead of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainpicker Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 The two responders so far are the bravest men I've heard tell of in a long time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I like it. Couldn't care less about political correctness or the lack of it. If it's funny, it's funny. Got to be able to laugh at the good and the bad. Some people are offended by everything. Others can laugh at anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The doctor asks, "What's the problem?" The woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The doctor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish, but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?" The doctor says, "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick." That's some funny stuff right there, I don't care who you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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