Murph Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Why are anteaters so healthy? Because they're full of antibodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted April 8, 2016 Author Share Posted April 8, 2016 I held the door open for a clown the other day and he said "Thank you". It was a nice Jester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted April 8, 2016 Author Share Posted April 8, 2016 Scott, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with his computer. He called Jack, the computer guy, over to his desk, Jack clicked a few keys and solved the problem. As Jack walked away, Scott called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." Scott, scratching his head,"An ID ten T error? WTF! Will I need to fix that again?" "Haven't you ever heard of it before?" "No" replied Scott. "Write it down," Jack said, "and I think you'll figure it out..." Scott wrote: ID10T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted April 8, 2016 Author Share Posted April 8, 2016 I want to drive somewhere downtown and park, just so I can feel validated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted April 8, 2016 Author Share Posted April 8, 2016 A farm boy from Minnesota was in the Army, and just before being deployed he met and married a waitress from the big city. She said she would keep the farm going until he returned. But a month later, when he was overseas, he got a letter: "Dear Sven, we made a mistake. I'm going back to my ex. I'm sorry to hurt you. Yours, Trixie. P.S. I am taking the tractor." Poor Sven, he got one of those John Deere letters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in the backyard? A: Neither did she. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JScott Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Scott, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with his computer. He called Jack, the computer guy, over to his desk, Jack clicked a few keys and solved the problem. As Jack walked away, Scott called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." Scott, scratching his head,"An ID ten T error? WTF! Will I need to fix that again?" "Haven't you ever heard of it before?" "No" replied Scott. "Write it down," Jack said, "and I think you'll figure it out..." Scott wrote: ID10T. Computer guy writes up the resolution to another call in the ticket system as a PICNIC problem that he can't resolve - Problem In Chair Not In Computer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the other side Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Hey murph, A pilot would call it cockpit trouble ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars68 Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 What do you call a dog in an u-boat? A subwoofer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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