EuroAussie Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Read it before it gets deleted .... utterly hilarious. What a crackpot ! http://www.acousticguitarforum.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5080376&posted=1#post5080376 GuitarLight Attention all powerful moderators of Oz! I request my AGF membership be immediately rescinded, deleted or banned from AGF, as I want no association with a deceptive forum that does not recognize basic human freedom of speech. (per moderator Glen Willow...who personally wrote this in my email saying... "You do not have freedom of speech in AGF." ....Perhaps he should move to Iran? ...Ahhh! so this is the reason why people are so afraid to speak up about what they really feel in AGF about their guitars! You will be banned, IMHO, if the Moderator Gods that be, determine that you have bashed their favorite guitar...and hey the money grubbing sponsors in here might not like it either! How would they push their wares to the unsuspecting? Yes, IMHO, the AGF moderators sit and wait, eagerly hunched over their mysterious all powerful glowing Red Ban button! Well what else can they do? They certainly know nothing about guitars! Yes, being banned from AGF is an honor, IMHO. I desire it. It shows Integrity. Truth. Honesty. All of you members in good standing should make a deliberate attempt, to get banned! It's not hard to do really, just share your own honest open negative opinion on a guitar you don't care for, and then push that issue ....you know, the exact same way other AGF members, like GibbyPrague who worships Gibsons, and hates all who don't, are encouraged to push and praise their favorite guitars down other members throats till they vomit. Just push your own negative issues, in an attempt to enlighten other players before they waste money on potential bad guitars. That will get you get banned. Try it! It's that easy! It's an Honor! And, of course, it is little wonder why so many have been steered into poor guitar purchases in AGF. ...Now IMHO...(we are required by AGF to be humble after all right?) ...IMHO ....AGF is a disgrace and I feel dirty for ever having participated in it. There are many who feel this way, IMHO. And there are moderators, IMHO, who are living in a dream like state at AGF, some, IMHO, like moderator Mark Stone, who believed his Hummingbird Pro was a Hummingbird Standard when it was not! So I now voluntarily, and most humbly, join the ranks of many past members who have fled from this room of utter of deception. Good people like PtBernie who just recently publicly requested deletion from AGF, after, IMHO, apparent abusive AGF treatment by members or moderators, likely both, IMHO. He is much better off outside where there is air, where there is truth, and where there is Freedom Of Speech. (Oh darn! there's that nasty phrase again!) And so I demand to be deleted, or banned from AGF, and the sooner the better, either one will do really,...since that gives the childish AGF moderators, IMHO, a sense of God like false power...either way I could care less. I want out of this disgraceful deceptive AGF forum where all truth has been, IMHO, extinguished by the moderators and condoned by their blind followers. Being in AGF is sort of like living in Darkness, IMHO, where real truth about guitars is stifled. My ugly dark experiences at AGF will long be remembered and passed on to everyone I meet I assure you. ....You see there is Freedom Of Speech outside of this deceptive religious cult called AGF. And I will be sure to use my God given freedom wisely. AGF is, IMHO, an offense to free society and the free world. The moderators should do themselves a favor as they carefully and with great reverence and ritual, and skill, ban me....they should just waive their foolish magic luminous wand sticks over their own foolish heads, and ban themselves! Goodbye and good riddance to all of you, save for the honest ones in here, you know who you are..... AGF is a horrible experience, IMHO. So tell it to the world! How's that for freedom of speech Mr. wizard AGF moderator? " Freedom Of Speech." People have fought and died for this one freedom alone. ...Oh darn! There's that freedom of speech thing again that, IMHO, GlenWillow seems to hate so much. Careful now, he just might ban you! The rest of you can leave or stay in AGF, you can continue to count your words and sprinkle them generously with IMHO, and hovel to the great mystical moderators, and prey that you say nothing that offends those Gods of Darkness that hide behind their AGF computers, eagerly sitting over their glowing red ban buttons, like some third world dictator hovers over the nuclear button of his cowardly and backward country. Get out of AGF while you can, as fast as you can. Think of it as a way of curing Gas forever! Because it will! Bon voyage! Thank God I'm out of this DUMP forever!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jalex Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Glad you saved a copy of it. The mods already pulled his post from the AGF. This guy is insane, he needs help. Nice to see he gave you an honorable mention in his farewell post. Do you really hate anyone that doesn't worship Gibsons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisrownSal Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Somewhere the world's tiniest violins are playing with flubber pickguards and shoddy finish work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mz-s Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 I agree with him to an extent - I've not been a member there long, but I've already picked up on the way the place runs. I likely won't visit it for much longer. I much prefer this forum. Being a Gibson user, this place is more in my wheelhouse anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Doug Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Good riddance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuroAussie Posted September 28, 2016 Author Share Posted September 28, 2016 Glad you saved a copy of it. The mods already pulled his post from the AGF. This guy is insane, he needs help. Nice to see he gave you an honorable mention in his farewell post. Do you really hate anyone that doesn't worship Gibsons? I will spit on anyone who doesnt workshop Gibsons ! In odd way I will miss him as he was entertaining oddly, bit like big nose JerryK here before he got the boot from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 No one will be laughing when he gets on the rooftop with his rifle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidblast Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 ha! pretty good stuff.. But He spent way to much effort for me to believe the "could care less" hey an entertaining read all the same.. and yep...that post has seen better days, it's gone.. I can say that it seems pretty easy to ruffle feathers over there. (no personal experience, just an observation.). I keep a low profile on that forum as well as the "F" forum over on the left coast... There's a pit of quick sand just waiting for you to post something that a few of the Luddites don't want hear or to have aired. Really just more proof that this forum is with out doubt, one of the better ones on the inner-net where a warm, friendly and welcoming crowd dwells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacamartin Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 WOW!..........hope he's not heading this way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scriv58 Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 i quit reading after the first paragraph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Davy Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 No one will be laughing when he gets on the rooftop with his rifle Too true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwalker201 Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Rubber room time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubengal1954 Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 "hovel to the great mystical moderators..."? How does one do that? Maybe he will build a small, squalid abode for them? Or maybe it's a yoga position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 IMHO he used IMHO too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rct Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Awful delivery, but a pretty good message. It's a weird place for sure. rct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 . Imploded . . . . spot on EA. While here the guy was very irritating. Not surprised he eventually got the boot. Not surprised he irritated the wrong people over a AGF and got another boot. Seems by now he's probably got a lot of boot prints on his backside . . . and deservedly so. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Davy Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Rubber room time Surely you mean Flubber Room time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunningham26 Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Someone talk to Sean Hannity! He'll tell you I thought it was a Hummingbird Pro the whole time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rct Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Surely you mean Flubber Room time. Ok, this has become brand bashing, Moderators, close this up thanx. rct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 I wasn't allowed to see the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philfish Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 haven't seen any posts by Guitarheavy for awhile over there. It used to be every Gibson topic, same rant. I loved it when Sal called him out a while ago there, then a lot of us jumped in. We all got deleted Mark Stone would stand up for him, and he rags on him Strange Bird that GL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickthemiller Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Yea! I've sailed close to the wind on AGF by getting into politics. I would love to tell the "what guitar would you recommend for praise sessions at my church" brigade, to get a life but I won't. So I won't do it here either. I'll get my coat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stringbreaker Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 haven't seen any posts by Guitarheavy for awhile over there. It used to be every Gibson topic, same rant. I loved it when Sal called him out a while ago there, then a lot of us jumped in. We all got deleted Mark Stone would stand up for him, and he rags on him Strange Bird that GL I don't remember "standing up" for GL - I'm not saying it never happened, I'm just saying I don't remember it. I love Gibson Acoustic, and as an AGF moderator I take special care to make sure the finest acoustic guitars in the world don't get bashed there. For a long time it was pretty normal to see anti-Gibson threads or posts there from people that have little experience with the brand. If you read through the threads nowadays, you'll see that it happens rarely now. I guess it was inevitable that GL and I would clash. I didn't do his final ban, but the moderators there found consensus. Strange little person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capmaster Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 ... For a long time it was pretty normal to see anti-Gibson threads or posts there from people that have little experience with the brand. ... To me it seems not uncommon that people tend to bash things they are not familiar with for whatever reason. Something may not match one's taste, but that doesn't justify making statements and pretending they were the one and only truth. Taste are different. One person's owl can be another person's nightingale, and vice versa. That doesn't mean one is right and the other one wrong. And of course, "freedom of speech" includes that both opinions are allowed. Just my two cents... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisrownSal Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Hey Mark! Good to see you here too. FYI I could never be a moderator, or a judge . Or a mediator. So kudos! And don't tell anyone over there, but some of us have Martins and Taylors too. :) We like it here. It's cozy. AGF is like Ohio State, and this forum is like...well ... what's a good small college with awesome handsome men and women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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