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Hey If they can do it on late nite TV why not here.

 

Subject: New Flavor Ice Cream

 

 

New Flavor

 

 

Ben and Jerry's is coming out with an unbelievable new ice cream in honor of the new president. It is being churned in Washington, DC and appropriately named:

Baracky Road--half chocolate and half vanilla surrounded by fruits and nuts. :D

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Dont need to... he IS a joke. I know you dont think so at this time' date=' but you will see...[/quote']

 

No,Thundergod. I'm a Rep. So I figure We got the best of two evils. Between Him and Hilery, The best man won, Anyway she already ran the country for 8 years. I didn't like it then.

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Obama is quite an enigma in that he is the president of the United States but he is not perceived as a leader and does not act like a leader. He certainly does not communicate serious issues like a leader.

 

The most important thing about Obama, and McCain for that matter, is that both were unlikely candidates for success in this race. The country rejected the presumed Democrate nominee, Hillary Clinton. The country also rejected apparently strong Republican potential nominees, Romney and Giulliani. This says a lot about what the public senses about our nation today. We seem to sense that the country is in trouble.

 

That said, here's the only Obama joke I know:

Chelsea Clinton goes to Afghanistan and interviews a Marine. She comments on how brave he is and asks if there is anything he fears. The marine answered:

 

Only three things: Osama, Obama, and your mama.

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Obama is quite an ENEMA in that he is the president of the United States but he is not perceived as a leader and does not act like a leader. He certainly does not communicate serious issues like a leader.

 

The most important thing about Obama' date=' and McCain for that matter, is that both were unlikely candidates for success in this race. The country rejected the presumed Democrate nominee, Hillary Clinton. The country also rejected apparently strong Republican potential nominees, Romney and Giulliani. This says a lot about what the public senses about our nation today. We seem to sense that the country is in trouble.

 

That said, here's the only Obama joke I know:

Chelsea Clinton goes to Afghanistan and interviews a Marine. She comments on how brave he is and asks if there is anything he fears. The marine answered:

 

Only three things: Osama, Obama, and your mama.

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President Obama is what you get after 8 years of near fascism style government. The people, as people do, reacted in a self preservation mode and the pendulum swings the other way.

 

As for being an idiot. You know that's not true. Aside from an occasional misspoken word here and there he is quite brilliant by any standard you wish to use. That's not to say he is always right.

 

Idiot

Idiot is a word derived from the Greek ?d??t??, idiotes ("person lacking professional skill," "a private citizen," "individual"), from ?d???, idios ("private," "one's own").[1] In Latin the word idiota ("ordinary person, layman") preceded the Late Latin meaning "uneducated or ignorant person."[2] Its modern meaning and form dates back to Middle English around the year 1300, from the Old French idiote ("uneducated or ignorant person"). The related word idiocy dates to 1487 and may have been analogously modeled on the words prophet[3] and prophecy.[4][5] The word has cognates in many other languages.

 

As for me: The jury's still out on President Obama. I am inclined to give the guy more then 3 weeks before I decided how well he is doing.

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He has to be better than 8 years of Bush and Cheney.

 

Careful with that kind of talk there are something like 10 people who still think highly of our former President and Vice President and all ten are on this forum.

 

 

I am not one of the ten.

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