Murph Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 The Wooden Ball An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball. The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted June 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 We call them houseflies..... Dogs call them skyraisins......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted June 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 The man bun is the mullet of the millennials..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted June 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyd Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 We call them houseflies..... Dogs call them skyraisins......... Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. (Groucho Marx) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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