gearbasher Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Let's see, since I've joined this forum (about a year ago): 1. I haven't bought a new guitar 2. I haven't learned a new song 3. I haven't written a new song. 4. I had my first colonoscopy 5. I broke 10 ribs, 3 verterbra, a clavicle and collapsed a lung in an accident. 6. I missed 11 weeks of work 7. I gained 15 pounds. 8. I'm in the worst physical condition I've ever been in. and.... 9. on Tuesday, I broke my foot. Another 6+ weeks out of work. I think I should make this my last post. Everything was fine before I joined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddy light Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 damn clavicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 4. I had my first colonoscopy Im due for another. I had one about 12 years ago. This time im going to load up on niblets corn....on the monitor itll look like an astroid field. "Use the force Luke" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeRom Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Wow. I wouldn't have even taken the time to post that. Run! Get out while you're still in one piece! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Let's see' date=' since I've joined this forum (about a year ago): 1. I haven't bought a new guitar 2. I haven't learned a new song 3. I haven't written a new song. 4. I had my first colonoscopy 5. I broke 10 ribs, 3 verterbra, a clavicle and collapsed a lung in an accident. 6. I missed 11 weeks of work 7. I gained 15 pounds. 8. I'm in the worst physical condition I've ever been in. and.... 9. on Tuesday, I broke my foot. Another 6+ weeks out of work. I think I should make this my last post. Everything was fine before I joined.[/quote'] i am a qualified expert on bad years and you, sir, are having one. it must be killing you to be off the bike. i missed 3 weeks (only) due to hernia surgery and i was losing my mind. surely, better days are ahead. play guitar and write about it. your list reads like a lyric. you dont even need to rely on cliches like your dog running away or your girl leaving you and taking the pickup with her. great songs are born out of real s*** like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swmcv2007 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully 2009 won't go so poorly. Good luck, and I hope you get some good medication! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Wow. I wouldn't have even taken the time to post that. Run! Get out while you're still in one piece! +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 You should have probably read the forum disclaimer, which clearly states, If you have a life this forum is not for you. It continues with a bullet point laundry list of what it means to have a life. Here are a few. 1) Find the touch of a woman provocative, 2) shower daily, 3) can remember the first and middle names of your children, 4) work really hard at getting that' comb over' (hair style) to look good, 5) take the necessary time to read the penis enlargement SPAM e-mails, 6) or you have won the lottery. If you can say yes to any of the above then you've got a life and should be banned from this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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