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James Allen

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Hello My People,

Please be advised that I have now taken power and have proclaimed myself Emporer Moderator of the Forums. No one will be allowed to post anything interesting without my approval! If you do, you will be banned from the forums for life . . . or worse!

 

Also, whenever any of you read my posts, you must raise your arms in reverent salute and yell "Sieg Heil!" Please see the following photo for an example.

 

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From now on, you must always post non interesting things, and ALWAYS keep this picture and motto in your thoughts when posting.

 

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Beware, My People! I will not hesitate to ruin you!

 

 

* Please be advised that this post is satirical in nature, and that it is my sincerest desire to show that 1. Man should censor himself by realizing that there is a way to make comments and arguments in such a way that is CIVIL 2. If he doesn't understand the TRUE concept of Free Speech as visualized by our Founding Fathers (for those of us in the US), and act accordingly and use that power wisely, that the likely result is that someone else will feel the need to censor our language for us. 3. The result of not censoring ourselves and allowing someone else to do it always leads to Fascism

4. LIGHTEN UP FOLKS, both posters and moderators! 5. I am not a Nazi

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Man' date=' give it a rest. It's just a message board.

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That's my point exactly Rich. Too many people are getting too upset over what someone else is posting. If you can't make a post with some civility, then you should be ignored. If I read a post that is just too far out there, I don't make a reply. Then the post goes away.

 

Everybody right now is too worked up. Let's just post, have some fun, make some good points, learn from the folks like yourself who are knowledgeable about guitars.

 

I hate seeing all these posts about people leaving because someone made them mad or they're pissed because they got censored.

 

The post was satirical.

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That's my point exactly Rich. Too many people are getting too upset over what someone else is posting. If you can't make a post with some civility' date=' then you should be ignored. If I read a post that is just too far out there, I don't make a reply. Then the post goes away.

 

Everybody right now is too worked up. Let's just post, have some fun, make some good points, learn from the folks like yourself who are knowledgeable about guitars.

 

I hate seeing all these posts about people leaving because someone made them mad or they're pissed because they got censored.

 

The post was satirical.[/quote']

 

Sorry, James. I misunderstood your intention. Probably would have helped if I actually READ it instead of just looking at the pictures and replying.

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Special accommodations to Firstmeasure for his recent battle with the far right. I was under a gag order at the time or I might have jumped in there with you. Not that you need any of my input. You should get more then one special accommodation just for actually reading the KSG marathon posts. I never actually read them I just understand that when he gets riled up it's something about gays, guns, god, and Nancey Polosie and/or Harry Reid/ Obama.

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Special accommodations to Firstmeasure for his recent battle with the far right. I was under a gag order at the time or I might have jumped in there with you. Not that you need any of my input. You should get more then one special accommodation just for actually reading the KSG marathon posts. I never actually read them I just understand that when he gets riled up it's something about gays' date=' guns, god, and Nancey Polosie and/or Harry Reid/ Obama. [/quote']

Thank you Homz, and I look forward to sharing the fight with you in the future.

 

Here's one for the Satire.....

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Thank you Homz' date=' and I look forward to sharing the fight with you in the future.

 

Here's one for the Satire.....

[img']http://unitedcats.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/three-stooges.jpg[/img]

 

I am a rightie, and look forward to engaging you in battle, FirstMeasure. Homz and I are already battle worn (but have been, I feel, able to respect each other though we often disagree). He is a crafty and worthy foe when it comes to the left and right clashing.

 

Now, Moderate on, Comrade!

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I am a rightie' date=' and look forward to engaging you in battle, FirstMeasure. Homz and I are already battle worn (but have been, I feel, able to respect each other though we often disagree). He is a crafty and worthy foe when it comes to the left and right clashing.

 

Now, Moderate on, Comrade![/quote']

Cool, that'll be lotsa fun. I can show off my limited knowledge of Political History (but like the pentatonic scale, I get a lot out of it), my Jazz-like use of the English language, and post pictures of the Three Stooges in situations similar to the ones being discussed. If I ever get offensive or out of line, I'm quick to apologize. Let's not rush it, though. It's still the first hundred day and it was a long Election Process, I'm still reeling from Primaries. So i'll be resisting as much as possible for a little while, unless I read something that just bring out the Tub Thumper in me.

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Cool' date=' that'll be lotsa fun. I can show off my limited knowledge of Political History (but like the pentatonic scale, I get a lot out of it), my Jazz-like use of the English language, and post pictures of the Three Stooges in situations similar to the ones being discussed. If I ever get offensive or out of line, I'm quick to apologize. Let's not rush it, though. It's still the first hundred day and it was a long Election Process, I'm still reeling from Primaries. So i'll be resisting as much as possible for a little while, unless I read something that just bring out the Tub Thumper in me. [/quote']

 

You don't need to know much. Just listen to as much Rush Limbaugh as you can tolerate. For me that's about 5 min.. The latest thing they're stuck on is Socialism, but the golden oldies are guns, gays, and god.

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You don't need to know much. Just listen to as much Rush Limbaugh as you can tolerate. For me that's about 5 min.. The latest thing they're stuck on is Socialism' date=' but the golden oldies are guns, gays, and god.[/quote']

 

Rush is good but for a more complete picture seek out Ann Coulter along with Bill O'Reilly.

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He' date=' hey, HEY! That's an insult to our gender!

 

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and Ann Coulter is from Uranus (or maybe it's called Attentionwhorious).

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That was a GOOD one, Rich! LMAO!

BTW, though I'm a rightie, I think Coulter's real agenda is to be provacative, not to really put forth a good alternative to the left. In fact, she uses the same tactics the left does. If she can't win an argument, she attacks the person putting forth the idea she doesn't like, instead of reassessing her stance or taking time to devolp her argument further.

I like somone to debate on the merits of the facts. Point and counter point in a civil way. She doesn't do that.

 

Oh, I forgot! Sieg Heil!

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That was a GOOD one' date=' Rich! LMAO!

BTW, though I'm a rightie, I think Coulter's real agenda is to be provacative, not to really put forth a good alternative to the left. In fact, she uses the same tactics the left does. If she can't win an argument, she attacks the person putting forth the idea she doesn't like, instead of reassessing her stance or taking time to devolp her argument further.

I like somone to debate on the merits of the facts. Point and counter point in a civil way. She doesn't do that.

 

Oh, I forgot! Sieg Heil![/quote']

 

If she would just admit she is a he then he could take his place as a leader of the republican party with rush limbaugh, joe the plumber (unlicensed) and Sara Palin (she got the capital letters because I think she's hot).

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That was a GOOD one' date=' Rich! LMAO!

BTW, though I'm a rightie, I think Coulter's real agenda is to be provacative, not to really put forth a good alternative to the left. In fact, she uses the same tactics the left does. If she can't win an argument, she attacks the person putting forth the idea she doesn't like, instead of reassessing her stance or taking time to devolp her argument further.

I like somone to debate on the merits of the facts. Point and counter point in a civil way. She doesn't do that.

 

Oh, I forgot! Sieg Heil![/quote']

 

Ha ha! She's really no different from any sensational pundit, whether from the left or the right - they're all assholes.

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If she would just admit she is a he then he could take his place as a leader of the republican party with rush limbaugh' date=' joe the plumber (unlicensed) and Sara Palin (she got the capital letters because I think she's hot). [/quote']

 

Homz, my friend, even as a right winger, I'd never follow her lead. Just like you'd never follow the lead of that left wing nut, Obama. #-o/

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