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THE BAT STRAT

if batman played a strat, it would be exactly like this one:

 

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it's finally finished!!! if batman played a strat, he would play one exactly like mine.

it's black...blacker than the blackest black

it has red on it.

it's bad-***.

let me be clear about this:

it's seriously bad-***.

 

it's an 89 american standard, with the swimming pool route.

EVH frankenstein in the bridge (actually made by victor frankenstein himself)

stock pick ups for middle and neck

500k pots

.022 cap

tremol-no

copper shielding (mined from the depth of the earth's core)

LSR roller nut

fender staggered locking tuners

deleted one tone and moved the volume knob

plays frickin awesome. (it will remind you of guy clark's "the guitar")

sounds so good, when you play it, golden honey-sunshine spills playfully from your speaker, and envelops you in a sound so rich, so articulate, that anyone who hears it is immediately transported to shangri-la, where you are greeted by the bhodivista, and worshipped by naked women who all look like taylor momsen + 25 lbs.

when you crank the gain however, things get really scary. you'll hear the sound of a millsaw, if it was powered by nuclear bombs. single note bends wail in such a way that cerebus itself begins to cry out in blissful agony. after playing it for 20 minutes, satan appeared and offered me HIS soul in exchange.

of course i said no. let that *****-*** get his own BAT STRAT

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I'm getting a distinct feeling that you like that guitar. 😃

 

Looks awesome! And I bet it sounds batacular!

Congratulations!

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it's black...blacker than the blackest black

 

 

Its absorbing the light. It's going to make your lightbulbs implode!

 

fender staggered locking tuners

 

...and I thought that was an urban myth.

 

 

No really... its terrific. I though I was off black guitars, but now I'm not so sure again. :)

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i would agree if we are talking about this catwoman

 

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over this one

 

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[biggrin]

 

There was nothing wrong with Eartha Kitt back in the day.

 

And, that is a nice looking guitar.

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Wow, american cheez, that is one of the best Strats I have seen. I really dig your customization. I really like those LSR roller nuts a lot. My (non-Custom Chop) Jeff Beck Strat has one of those too. Mine does not have any string trees on it as that is how it comes. No problem if you do have these, but ever considered taking them off? Not that it takes away from the sweet look of your Bat-Strat, but just food for thought... I mean, if your strings aren't getting caught up on them when you do Trem pulls/dives, then no biggie. I almost think mine looks sort of naked without them as you expect to have them on the headstock. Anyhow, getting back to saying that your Strat is simply awesome looking and glad that you enjoy your fine guitar man. Best regards!

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Lots of nice detail touches but my favourite is the red edged p'guard!

Where did you get it? Special order? V. Nice!

 

Now; get the peghead face sprayed black as well and some day-glow red Fender decals to finish it all off and you're all set to rid the world of Bad Stuff.

 

All kidding aside; Lovely Guitar!

 

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Pip.

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Nice Strat. Is it nuclear powered like the Batmobile? If so, I'd be curious to see battery compartment. [biggrin]

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Black is possibly the worst guitar color ever... but it works for strats....

 

Here is my 93 plus....

 

Eartha Kitt forever!

 

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I know, right?

 

Just can't seem to escape them! My 2017 maple, and 1996 rosewood:

 

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At least SG's have an excuse, LOL

 

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Black is possibly the worst guitar color ever... but it works for strats....

I'd say it also works for Les Paul Customs.....

 

Pip.

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