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This new grade school teacher is trying to impress the kids and tells them that she's a trained psychologist.

Then she said, "If anyone in here thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After about 15 seconds, no one stands-up, but then Little Johnny stands.

The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, do you think you're stupid?"

Little Johnny says, "No ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there by yourself."


If you're good at handling "politically incorrect" humor, find David Allan Coe's adult songs on YouTube.

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Just before the start of the funeral, a gentleman asked the widow if she’d mind if he said a word. She assented, and when it was his turn, the gentleman stood, faced the gathering, and said “Plethora.” Then he sat down.


Afterward, the widow approached the man and, wiping a tear away, said “Thank you; that means alot.”

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