Thundergod Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Hi guys, I am new to guitar and to the forums and was wondering if you could give me some advice. I want to buy a guitar and an amp. What should I get? I think the following will help you guys give me some advice: 1) I dont play guitar 2) I hate music 3) I dont have any intention to learn to play guitar and dont care for the thing (read 1 and 2) 4) I don't have any money but I asked my dad for some and he said: when me **** turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet 5) I don't have room for keeping a guitar and/or an amp 6) I don't even know what a guitar and amp is but I read it on the net and thought it would be a kickass thing to have around 7) I don't know what kick-*** means, I read it on the net also Hope you guys can help me with this difficult decision, I am between a ford and a pepsi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Blues Junior!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 You should marry a man ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 go air guitar. That totally rocks and you can play it anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djroge1 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 I think you should begin with a Ukulele and buy the Tiny Tim "Tip Toe Through the Tulips" BIG Note song book and learner guide. Then when you can afford and amp, you just buy a pick-up for the Ukelele and a Marshall 100watt stack - it will make you sound just like this guy named Zakk Wyld. do it, just do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Plains Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Marshall 100watt stack - it will make you sound just like this guy named Zakk Wyld. He's right, you know...it made me sound like Zakk Wylde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichCI Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Sweet rig. No really sweet, like as in "sugar and spice and everything nice". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Rich, that looks like a Slashtone generator... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 it made me sound like Zakk Wylde. Geez guys, set your sights higher! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djroge1 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Geez guys' date=' set your sights higher! lol[/quote'] It made me sound like Buckethead, Jesse, and James Brown all rolled up into one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matiac Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Pepsis are Boss. ^_^ =P~ ^_^ =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myspace.com/jessenoah Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 It made me sound like Buckethead' date=' Jesse, and James Brown all rolled up into one.[/quote'] someone wont get a christmas card from me this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djroge1 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 :- someone wont get a christmas card from me this year Hey C'mon I used you and James Brown in the same sentence - that should be an honor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mick Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 wait wrong thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myspace.com/jessenoah Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 i know james brown<james blunt :- kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Apparently even a ukele(?) sounds good with a marshall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudyH Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Thundergod: You're in luck. This is the demographic to which most of the guitar market caters. Simply go to any guitar store and they'll set you right up. Just be prepared to tell them what kind of a budget you're on and what kind of fashion statement you want to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellion102792 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Thunder, I think I found a good deal for you as far as the guitar goes: http://cgi.ebay.com/Gibson-Melody-Maker-Damaged-Sold-AS-IS-N-R_W0QQitemZ380107343311QQihZ025QQcategoryZ33040QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Looks to be a decent instrument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted March 2, 2009 Author Share Posted March 2, 2009 Thunder' date=' I think I found a good deal for you as far as the guitar goes: http://cgi.ebay.com/Gibson-Melody-Maker-Damaged-Sold-AS-IS-N-R_W0QQitemZ380107343311QQihZ025QQcategoryZ33040QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Looks to be a decent instrument.[/quote'] hehehehe the description reads "the handle is damaged" WTF what "handle"? I think that's the winner... I always wanted a guitar with a handle ever since watching vai play his jem. You guys think that kitty Rich signature amp will sound better with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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