Bluemoon Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I don't care if you are liberal, conservative, religious, an atheists, or believe in global warming or not...owning a monkey is bad news. There was the story a few years ago of a chimp that ripped his owner's nuts off. And here is what happened to that woman in Conn. a few weeks ago: "The Connecticut woman mauled by a chimpanzee two weeks ago lost her hands, nose, lips and eyelids and may be blind and suffering brain damage, and hospital officials say it's still unclear if her condition can improve at all. So to all you chimp loving forum members (excluding those who like Rush) you have been warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 No more monkeying around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jantha Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I agree.. owning a monkey is not only weird, but ill advised. Did you ever get prosthetic nuts put in? Or are you just letting it sag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Shock The Monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemoon Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 I agree.. owning a monkey is not only weird' date=' but ill advised. Did you ever get prosthetic nuts put in? Or are you just letting it sag?[/quote'] I couldn't afford replacement nuts...so I just put two ping pong balls in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemoon Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 This is the monkey that attacked Homz while at a Union gathering a few weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swmcv2007 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 "The Connecticut woman mauled by a chimpanzee two weeks ago lost her hands' date=' nose, lips and eyelids and may be blind and suffering brain damage, and hospital officials say it's still unclear if her condition can improve at all.[/quote'] The woman who was attacked was her neighbor, I think she walked in an surprised the Chimp. She reportedly was on good terms with the chimp (it makes me laugh to say that) but was wearing a hat or something like that. The funny thing is that the woman who owned the chimp slept with it, ate dinner with it, let it drink wine with her, bathed with it, and who knows what else. She humanized that monkey and probably had disgusting monkey sex with it. The chimp was also very protective of her and would get jealous when she would go out or have people over. She apparently told the cops "Don't kill it, the woman's already dead" but I think that might be an exaggeration because I saw a news report on it and I don't remember that part. It's all the owners fault. Instead of buying a very expensive animal to fill the void in her life she should have worked at a zoo or something. I'll assume she couldn't get a date because anyone that weird has crippling social issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 And.... They throw poopies... icky ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemoon Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 they also jack off a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemoon Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 She probably had disgusting monkey sex with it. What's your point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killyridols Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 When i saw the title of this post, i thought Bluemoon had one for sale. I'd love to have a helper monkey just like Homer Simpsons'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mick Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 KSG's monkey was so posed to do my toes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemoon Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 When i saw the title of this post' date=' i thought Bluemoon had one for sale. I'd love to have a helper monkey just like Homer Simpsons'.[/quote'] It would be great... until it rips your face and hands off, and then mistakes your scrotum for a bag of Doritos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 monkeys don't kill people...chimpanzees do. The only way your getting my monkey is from my cold dead hands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basshole Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 why dont you wanna monkey I want one like this guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Monkey Love Hell knows no furry like a Monkey scorned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Allen Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Hey Guys, I have a monkey for sale, cheap. He's house broken, and I taught him how to play a guitar. His name is Dem00n. Serious inquiries only, please. :D/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpup Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I am afraid of monkeys. They are creepy. My wife fears orangutans. There will be no lower primates in our household obviously. Besides which I don't think wild animals should be made into pets. I used to feed my neighbors bobcats. They were not good pets. I almost lost a hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Ok I'm safe though never really thought about monkees as a pet or any other way really. like Hippo's and giraffes they should live in african jungles not peoples homes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I'll bet that hippos and giraffes taste better than monkeys do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Yeah, and they don't throw pooh at you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Leave my monkey alone Leave my monkey alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boston004681 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Ooooo... Ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Allen Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I'll bet that hippos and giraffes taste better than monkeys do... Let's find out. There's a zoo right down the road from me. They have like six hippos and about a dozen giraffes. They don't need all of them. We can have a BBQ at my place. What wine do you serve with hippo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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