Flight959 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Thought you guys might find this funny... CONTAINS BAD LANGUAGE ANS SEXUAL REFRENCES.. Flight959 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myspace.com/jessenoah Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myspace.com/jessenoah Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 i wanna meet the first blonde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harmonicchaos Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Now that is some FU.CKED UP SH!T!!! Damn, he is a real ****** bag. There is no such thing as a GOOD divorce letter. I'm currently caught in the process of a divorce (I'm not getting divorced, my parents are). That was fairly sickening to me, thanks for sharing. and yet that was a very erotic letter. Damn, please excuse me for a moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckledzepplin Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cvansickle Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 The guy gets that much action, and he needs to watch TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevezapp Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! What a legend. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Dan has always been my pen name ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbonite Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Got something similar to that in a chain email once a few years back. Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichCI Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Hilarious! Here's an old one but it's still funny as hell. There's more of this text out there, but this bit is probably the best as the other stuff gets a bit repetitive: bloodninja cybersex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckledzepplin Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Dan has always been my pen name ... :o so if i may ask how is connie in bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rocky4 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 No such thing as a funny divorce letter. Mine cost me a house, a dog, a family, my credit rating, and the manditory DUI. On the good side, I now have ice water running through my veins, my toilet seat stays up, and I can eat chips and salsa at night without some dizzy broad looking at me like she wishes I was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 No such thing as a funny divorce letter. Mine cost me a house' date=' a dog, a family, my credit rating, and the manditory DUI. On the good side, I now have ice water running through my veins, my toilet seat stays up, and I can eat chips and salsa at night without some dizzy broad looking at me like she wishes I was dead. [/quote'] Ouch...not the dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Ouch...not the dog! Think about her every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Now thats sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 No such thing as a funny divorce letter. Mine cost me a house' date=' a dog, a family, my credit rating, and the manditory DUI. On the good side, I now have ice water running through my veins, my toilet seat stays up, and I can eat chips and salsa at night without some dizzy broad looking at me like she wishes I was dead.[/quote'] I can relate completely, word for word ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I can relate completely' date=' word for word ... [/quote'] Thank you, brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Mine cost me a house' date=' a dog, a family, my credit rating, and the manditory DUI. [/quote']No way I'm gonna list the damage from mine and play one-upsmanship with you. Bad is bad, it ain't a contest. Suffice it to say my career went as well, took me ten years to catch up - then I'm ten years behind, ya know? No DUI, but I know more about lawyers (six of 'em) than I ever wanted to with three kids involved. Remarried - though I never thought I would - got a killer job I never dreamed I'd get, and a nice new house. Still have to watch the whole ice water thing though, my wife now doesn't deserve it. Treats me like a King. Still, the letter is funny as hell. Been around awhile, but good as ever. Reminds me of my FIRST divorce in 1994, the movie True Lies with Ahnold and Tom Arnold had just come out. Sitting in the theater with a buddy of mine named Nelson who was freshly divorced as well, when Tom Arnold's character starts talking about when his wife left him and says "The b!tch even took the ice trays out of the freezer! What kind of b!tch takes the ice trays?" I thought for a second, looked over at Nelson and told him "The b!tch even took my ice trays...." We just kinda looked at each other, neither of us could laugh no matter how random the coincidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevezapp Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Guys, please don't think that i'm making light of something so serious as divorce. I get from the letter that the ex-wife in question was the main reason for the divorce in this instance, so this would have no doubt helped the guy in question vent some pent up anger and move on. If not, then yes, this is a mean thing to do - but I think the former is most likely the occurence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Plains Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 This is why I come to Gibson Forums... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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