Gitfidl Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 DIs face is turning green Someone peed in his canteen Sound off! One, two, Sound off! Three, four, Cadence count*One, two, three, four One, two, three,four. If you got a low IQ Youre can be a sergeant too Sound off! One, two, Sound off! Three, four, Cadence count*One, two, three, four One, two, three,four. GI beans and GI gravy Gee I wish I joined the Navy Sound off! One, two, Sound off! Three, four, Cadence count*One, two, three, four One, two, three,four. A colonel rides in a Jeep (youre right) A sergeant rides in a truck (youre right) A general rides in a limosine but we re juts out of luck (youre right) Sound off! One, two, Sound off! Three, four, I don't know but I been told Arse is worth its weight in gold Got a gal in Baltimore She's got a red light on her door. Got a girl, lives on a hill Says she wont, but I know she will. Got a gal all dressed in black Makes her living on her back. Got a gal all dressed in red Makes a living in her bed. Got a gal, she's long and tall, Sleeps in the kitchen with her arses in the hall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWilson Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Gitfidl, you're a bad man! lol I don't know but I've been told, Eskimo *****'s mighty cold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidbg63 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Way too many but this one came to mind... "I've done a bit of smugglin' I've sold my share of grass, I made enough money to buy Miami but I pissed it away so fast". Jimmy Buffett - A pirate looks at forty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanishoaknc Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 ?‘Swear There Ain’t No Heaven but Pray There Ain’t No Hell’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitfidl Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Those poor Eskimo women .. I'll bet they are not so cold after all. never made port up there to find out. I was Navy so our marching was easy compared to the Army and the Marines ... they really did some ground pounding. We did close order drill but ALL on base (San Diego NTC). Also when in groups from dockside to colors or other "duty" things. The officers were not good at it because they only did it in NROTC ... P***sy officers. The Academy officers knew how to march but they couldn't see where they were going because their nose was (you-know-where). So as usual the enlisted had to get things done for them and then help them fill out their reports. All part of defending the free and the brave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerpopper Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 "And in the end' date=' the love you get, is equal to the love you give" [/i']- The Beatles "The End" I could be wrong here, but I thought this line was actually: "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." Which is still a great line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fezo Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 You are, of course, correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peiplayer Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 There are so many, but here's some cool ones..... I reached up, touched my shirt, And the neighbor said, “Are those clothes yours?” I said, “Some of 'em, not all of 'em.” He said, “Ya always help out around here with the chores?” I said, “Sometime, not all the time.” Then my neighbor, he blew his nose Just as papa yelled outside, “Mama wants you t' come back in the house and bring them clothes.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinder Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 "Hanging around is holding me down I'm starting to frown at everyone I see, I'm taking the calls and playing the halls, but staring at walls is all I ever see. So is the money I make worth the price that I pay?" 'On The Line' by Graham Nash. This sums up exactly how I was feeling at the end of last year, for various reasons. Except the money I made was so little I had to sell most of my guitars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Wild, cherry lips. Shinny, painted finger tips. Luxery living with a heated pool, Penthouse playmate life is so cool. Todd Cralley "Your Life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drathbun Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I could be wrong here' date=' but I thought this line was actually: "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." Which is still a great line...[/quote'] You're right... I was trying to relying on my memory and though better of it so I did a google search and cut and pasted that. Shows you how accurate THAT is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff5341 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Talks about the men she's known and then some She's seen them in her dreams and on the street She slides her dapper legs from beneath the table As if to reveal some kind of treat Jimmy Buffett "Woman Going Crazy on Caroline Street" In my younger days when I was an all night DJ I met a few like her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidbg63 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Another.... The sun goes slidin cross the water Sailboats they go searchin for the breeze Salt air it ain't thin It can stick right to your skin and make you feel fine Makes you feel fine Jimmy Buffett....Tin Cup Chalice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foogayzee Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 "shake for me girl, i wanna be your backdoor man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fezo Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Talks about the men she's known and then some She's seen them in her dreams and on the street She slides her dapper legs from beneath the table As if to reveal some kind of treat Jimmy Buffett "Woman Going Crazy on Caroline Street" In my younger days when I was an all night DJ I met a few like her. Jimmy Buffett and the late, great Steve Goodman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertjohn Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I pulled into Nazareth, I was feelin' about half past dead; I just need some place where I can lay my head. "Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?" He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said. Take a load off Fannie, take a load for free; Take a load off Fannie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me. You know the rest. The Weight - The Band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilliangirl Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 Don't let some hellbent heart leave you bitter When you come close to selling out, reconsider Give the heavens above more than just a passing glance And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance I hope you dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinder Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 "In this house, no-one goes to sleep for days/it's like we're working on a mountainside, trying not to slide...into the ocean" 'Blue Sky Blues', Ryan Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajsc Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Way too many but this one came to mind... "I've done a bit of smugglin' I've sold my share of grass' date=' I made enough money to buy Miami but I pissed it away so fast".[/i'] Jimmy Buffett - A pirate looks at forty Good one!! Dylan actually did this song, & made Jimmy a very happy man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killyridols Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 "Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're trying to be so quiet" - His Bobness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinder Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 "The ghost of electricity howls in the bones of her face" His Bobness' greatest lyric ever, for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumps Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 the first time I shot her, I shot her in the side it was hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died Delia's Gone - Cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killyridols Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 "The ghost of electricity howls in the bones of her face" His Bobness' greatest lyric ever' date=' for me.[/quote'] Beautiful "She's sure got a lot of gall, to be so useless an all" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brundaddy Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Well there's a Little bit of whore In ev, Ev'ry girl -Johnny Thunders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikelewis Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 A few that are on my mind right now: "Found myself a picture that would fit in the folds of my wallet and it stayed pretty good Still amazed I didn't lose it on the roof of that place when I was drunk and I was thinking of you" - "New York New York" - Ryan Adams "I got a secret, I shouldn't tell I'm gonna go to heaven in a split pea shell" - "Shake Sugaree", many artists but I'm thinking of Fred Neil's version "This old world may never change...the way it's been and all the ways of war...can't change it back again I've been searching for the dolphins in the sea" - "The Dolphins" - Fred Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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