Mr. Gibson Posted February 9, 2021 Author Share Posted February 9, 2021 I wanted to be a liberal,but they told me I don't have the right stuff. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Sold another guitar. The buyer was very happy, and that made me happy too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mihcmac Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 (edited) Happiness is a new guitar..... Oh, and a blonde.... Edited February 9, 2021 by mihcmac 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 1 hour ago, mihcmac said: Happiness is a new guitar..... Oh, and a blonde.... I thought it was a warm gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Mr. Gibson said: I wanted to be a liberal,but they told me I don't have the right stuff. I wanted to be a nympho, but my wife has a headache 24/7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gibson Posted February 10, 2021 Author Share Posted February 10, 2021 4 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said: I wanted to be a nympho, but my wife has a headache 24/7. It ain't all it's cracked up to be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 10 hours ago, Mr. Gibson said: It ain't all it's cracked up to be. A boy can dream though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 (edited) 23 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said: Card carrying liberal? Who? The 'Stupid Joke' thread is down further on the Lounge page. Edited February 10, 2021 by fortyearspickn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 13 minutes ago, ghost_of_fl said: And you are the target audience. 😅 You crack yourself up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvi Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 Im the liberal.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, jvi said: Im the liberal.... I for one need to see your card to believe it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvi Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 16 minutes ago, Sgt. Pepper said: I for one need to see your card to believe it. library card ? have a nice day eh ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, jvi said: library card ? have a nice day eh ! Please don't go away mad just go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvi Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sgt. Pepper said: Please don't go away mad just go away. ouch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvi Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 we could just take better care of the planet...climate change or no..... "imagine" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 (edited) Couldn't have anything to do with the fact we all drive cars that exhaust fumes and factory's bellowing out exhaust through smoke stacks and don't forget about the cow's flatulating. Edited February 10, 2021 by Sgt. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinch Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 It's all crop circles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 4 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said: Couldn't have anything to do with the fact we all drive cars that exhaust fumes and factory's bellowing out exhaust through smoke stacks and don't forget about the cow's flatulating. Cows flatulating? I just blame it on the dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 8 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said: Funny how a phenomenon like climate change becomes politicized. Also funny how we are hurling through space at 67,000 miles per hour mixed in with a slurry of celestial objects and people think nothing could ever change about that. What if climate change is a natural process and has nothing to do with us humans? Yeah it's all funny. I crack myself up. If the entire solar system and galaxy are hurtling through space at 67,000 mph, isn't it all relative? So, we're actually standing still. I bought a new Arizona teeshirt yesterday. It was $6 marked down from $20. Made of Recycled Polyester. So, I saved a Polyester from the slaughter house. Celebrated with a steak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 The Sun and the entire solar system orbits around the center of the Milky Way galaxy. The average velocity of the solar system is 828,000 km/hr. At that rate it will take about 230 million years to make one complete orbit around the galaxy. (Source: Universetoday.com) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdecantoo Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 I did my part today. I took a bag of ice cubes down to the river and released them back into the wild. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinch Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 5 hours ago, gdecant1 said: I did my part today. I took a bag of ice cubes down to the river and released them back into the wild. They're domesticated! They'll... melt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Pinch said: They're domesticated! They'll... melt! They'll come back as SnowFlakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvi Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 what is a SnowFlake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinch Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 1 hour ago, jvi said: what is a SnowFlake? I don't think anyone knows anymore. A line from "Fight Club", then it was either liberals (some card-carrying, some not) or Trump fans. I'll tell you what's always the same, though: graham crackers. No mistaking those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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