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A preacher sees an advertisement for a religious horse so he goes to see about buying it.

The seller says " get on the horse, when you want to go just say " Praise God " and he will start walking, if you want to go faster just say "praise God " and he will speed up ", when you want to stop say " Halaluea "

So the preacher get in the saddle and says "praise God " the horse stats walking,  again he says "Praise God " be starts trotting,  "Praise God " the horse starts running.  Now the preacher loves fast horse's s o he yells "PRAISE GOD " 

Now the horse is in an all out dash  the preacher has never ridden a horse this fast,  when suddenly he sees that there is a cliff coming up fast, he says " Halaluea." But the horse keeps running,  again he shouts halaluea,  but the horse doesn't hear him, finally he leans forward and yells "HALALUEA " as loud as he can and horse stops right at the edge of the cliff with only inches to spare.

The preacher takes a deep breath as he looks over the cliff, and says 

" Praise God" 

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1 hour ago, jaxson50 said:

A preacher sees an advertisement for a religious horse so he goes to see about buying it.

The seller says " get on the horse, when you want to go just say " Praise God " and he will start walking, if you want to go faster just say "praise God " and he will speed up ", when you want to stop say " Halaluea "

So the preacher get in the saddle and says "praise God " the horse stats walking,  again he says "Praise God " be starts trotting,  "Praise God " the horse starts running.  Now the preacher loves fast horse's s o he yells "PRAISE GOD " 

Now the horse is in an all out dash  the preacher has never ridden a horse this fast,  when suddenly he sees that there is a cliff coming up fast, he says " Halaluea." But the horse keeps running,  again he shouts halaluea,  but the horse doesn't hear him, finally he leans forward and yells "HALALUEA " as loud as he can and horse stops right at the edge of the cliff with only inches to spare.

The preacher takes a deep breath as he looks over the cliff, and says 

" Praise God" 

Very good -- quotable even.  

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This is more of a mind trick,  I played on my grandson when he was 6, 

I asked  him what one plus one is,  of course he said "two."

I said not always, he didn't believe me, so.....

Then I placed one drop of water on a saucer and said, what is that?

One drop of water he replied. 

Then I dropped another drop of water on the first one and said some times one plus one just means a larger one.

That kept him confused for the rest of the day.

Another version,  ask some one what one plus one is,  then place one drop of blue paint into one drop of yellow ,

Tell them apparently one plus one equals green

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