MissouriPicker Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 (edited) Edited March 9, 2023 by MissouriPicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 I got bald years ago, but I still carry my old comb around. I just cant part with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 1 hour ago, merciful-evans said: I got bald years ago, but I still carry my old comb around. I just cant part with it. Not a joke, but I'm going bald and I keep my head buzzed with a #1 on an Oster trimmer. Yet, I just moved and packed three combs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 2 hours ago, gearbasher said: Not a joke, but I'm going bald and I keep my head buzzed with a #1 on an Oster trimmer. Yet, I just moved and packed three combs. Well, you know, you can't do a "comb-over" without one. Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 On 3/12/2023 at 10:42 AM, ghost_of_fl said: That’s me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 23 hours ago, MissouriPicker said: That’s me! Yeah. Me too. Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 I dislike talking about my dandruff. I'd rather just sweep it under the carpet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 I'm a yeast fermented malt drink, with a hop preservative. Or is this just the beer talking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 19 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said: When I say I "slept like a baby*, it means I slept for 2 hours, woke up and cried. And in need of dry, clean underwear. Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Kenneth Williams :- "Specialisation means that everyone becomes better and better at less and less and eventually someone will be superb at f***-all." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I've just been to the doctor, and it seems I've now got hypochondria on top of everything else as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 "Belinda Carlisle sings, 'We dream the same dream.' But I can't believe that every night Belinda Carlisle has a wet dream about Wilma Flintstone." Steve Hall's favourite joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Thanks. I've always liked that song. Now I won't be able to hear it without chuckling through it. And now I'll probably busy myself listening for "gay clues" in other songs from the past. Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 Not a Ford man, eh? Me neither. Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Why I don't ever buy one is simple. As a GM employee of 30 years and now a GM retiree, I still get the discount. Plus I have a brother in law who always buys Fords despite him usually b!tchin' about 'em all the time he owns them. I used to like Mopar products too, but since Chrysler went through all those ownership changes(you know, Daimler, Fiat etc.) they don't seem to be up to the par they once were. Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 (edited) Many, many years ago, I was in a restaurant and went to the men's room. At one urinal was a huge guy and at another was a little guy. The only other urinal was in the middle of these guys. So, I step up to it and glance to my left. The big guy was none other than Muhammad Ali. When I looked to the right, the little guy was Michael J. Fox. And all I could could think about was: Man, I picked the wrong day to wear my favorite shoes. Edited April 7, 2023 by gearbasher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 FORD = F**ker Only Runs Downhill LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious FIAT = Fix It Again Tony 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 JEEP - “Just Empty Every Pocket” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 25 minutes ago, ksdaddy said: JEEP - “Just Empty Every Pocket” That is the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 Watching your wife give birth is like watching your favorite restaurant burndown. You know you could never eat there again. 😌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 What do you call a politician with half a brain? Gifted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? Not enough sand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 People who say 'Everything happens for a reason' have never sh1t themselves on public transport 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 An old man is on his death bed and calls all his family and the priest. He says to his first son "I want you to have all the property in the north of the town, I have 16 houses there." He says to his second son "I want you to have all my commercial property, 8 businesses." He says to his third son "I want you to have the houses in the southern district, there are only 4, but they are expensive and lucrative." The old man passes away and the priest says "That is unbelievable, he must have been incredibly wealthy?" The old man's widow laughs and says "He was a Window Cleaner" 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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