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California governor Gavin Newsom just ordered all trees to start wearing masks to prevent the spread of forest fires.

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A blonde went to buy a pizza.  After ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six  pieces or twelve.  "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve." 

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I just made this one up.

It's really stupid.
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Three sisters (Eleanor, Prudence, and Abby) prepared to leave town for a wedding, but due to their schedules, could not travel together. 

The had available for conveyance exactly one motor car, a panel truck, and a motorcycle. 

In the end, Eleanor left first in the motor car. 

Prudence departed a while later in the truck. 

And Abby?

Well............ Abby rode. 

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5 hours ago, sparquelito said:

I just made this one up.

It's really stupid.
😐

Three sisters (Eleanor, Prudence, and Abby) prepared to leave town for a wedding, but due to their schedules, could not travel together. 

The had available for conveyance exactly one motor car, a panel truck, and a motorcycle. 

In the end, Eleanor left first in the motor car. 

Prudence departed a while later in the truck. 

And Abby?

Well............ Abby rode. 

🤨


Abbey-Road-Featured.jpg

 

 

good stuff. I've made up all of the book/reading ones on here. Here's some more

I'm reading this book called 'Quotations'. I cant follow it at all...

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I've just read a book on Marijuana. I'm hungry now.

I just bought a DIY book. All the pages are blank

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6 hours ago, sparquelito said:

I just made this one up.

It's really stupid.
😐

Three sisters (Eleanor, Prudence, and Abby) prepared to leave town for a wedding, but due to their schedules, could not travel together. 

The had available for conveyance exactly one motor car, a panel truck, and a motorcycle. 

In the end, Eleanor left first in the motor car. 

Prudence departed a while later in the truck. 

And Abby?

Well............ Abby rode. 

🤨


Abbey-Road-Featured.jpg

 

That was gonna be the cover if the one with Paul with no shoes didn't work out.

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The tiny purple virus
Run laughing through your fingers
And your mask will take her with you
To the homeland for the winter

Her name is Covid 19
And she hides her crimson shell
You know you should not spread her
For you touched the distant lands

With exhales to brave protestors
How their naked lungs were tortured
By the virus harshly stinging
Yeah.. cough cough

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