Mr. Gibson 709 Posted January 20 Author Report Share Posted January 20 6 hours ago, MissouriPicker said: When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather! Not like the screaming passengers in his car. Hehe good one.👍🏻 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pinch 542 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 On 11/30/2020 at 2:10 AM, ghost_of_fl said: 😄😄😄😄😄 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghost_of_fl 563 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 1990: The Internet will put all of human knowledge at our fingertips, ushering in a new age of enlightenment. Now: People have stopped vaccinating their kids, think the earth is flat, and fall into the Grand Canyon while taking selfies for Instagram. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghost_of_fl 563 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Fake news covfefe. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jdgm 1,056 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Incidentally - Don Rendell was a superb musician and a wise teacher. I took a short jazz course at the Guildhall many years ago and he was one of the senior tutors. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jdgm 1,056 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 21 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said: 1990: The Internet will put all of human knowledge at our fingertips, ushering in a new age of enlightenment. Now: People have stopped vaccinating their kids, think the earth is flat, and fall into the Grand Canyon while taking selfies for Instagram. This is not so much funny as stupid. And (unfortunately) all too true. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ghost_of_fl 563 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Sad news - the inventor of "Mad Libs" has died. The funeral will be held at Buttface Church at fart in the afternoon. In liu of flowers, please make a donation to the poop foundation. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Mr. Natural 314 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Teacher: Johnny, how old is your father? Johnny: He is 6 years old. Teacher: Johnny, that's impossible! You, yourself, are 6 years old. Johnny: He only became a father when I was born. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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merciful-evans 1,192 Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghost_of_fl 563 Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 NATURAL MEDICINE FOR GUYS Walk up to a tree and take a leak. If your pee attracts ants: Diabetes. If it dries fast: High sodium. If it smells like meat: High cholesterol. If you forgot to unzip: Alzheimer's. If you missed the tree: Parkinson's. If you peed on your shoes: Enlarged prostate. If you can't smell it: COVID-19. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ghost_of_fl 563 Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Lawyer accidentally enables a filter during a hearing. "Attorney at Paw". 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jdgm 1,056 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 (edited) A few days ago I found that someone had stuffed some celery through my letterbox. It keeps happening, and I've realised - I'm being stalked. Edited February 11 by jdgm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MissouriPicker 453 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Having a bladder infection means urine trouble. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghost_of_fl 563 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 A wife is cleaning her 12-year-old son's room when she came across a load of serious bondage gear and fetish magazines. She asks her husband, "what should we do"? Husband says, "I'm no expert, but I wouldn't spank him". 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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sparquelito 961 Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 "I'm flying!!"🙄 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MissouriPicker 453 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Ate at an outdoor restaurant last night and it was a disaster. It was pouring rain and I got drenched! Took me two hours to finish the soup. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MissouriPicker 453 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 When I was a kid I wanted to play a guitar really bad. Now, after decades of practice, I can play a guitar really bad. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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