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A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me

Here's one I made up last year.  It's bad.  😐 This Presbyterian Lutheran Jewish Amish Episcopalian Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints guy walks into a bar.  Bartender says, "Why the long faith?

Rock stars when they were young..   

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1990: The Internet will put all of human knowledge at our fingertips, ushering in a new age of enlightenment.

Now: People have stopped vaccinating their kids, think the earth is flat, and fall into the Grand Canyon while taking selfies for Instagram. 

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Incidentally -

Don Rendell was a superb musician and a wise teacher.

I took a short jazz course at the Guildhall many years ago and he was one of the senior tutors.  

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21 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said:

1990: The Internet will put all of human knowledge at our fingertips, ushering in a new age of enlightenment.

Now: People have stopped vaccinating their kids, think the earth is flat, and fall into the Grand Canyon while taking selfies for Instagram. 

 

This is not so much funny as stupid.

And (unfortunately) all too true.

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NATURAL MEDICINE FOR GUYS

Walk up to a tree and take a leak. 

If your pee attracts ants: Diabetes. 

If it dries fast: High sodium. 

If it smells like meat: High cholesterol. 

If you forgot to unzip: Alzheimer's. 

If you missed the tree: Parkinson's. 

If you peed on your shoes: Enlarged prostate. 

If you can't smell it: COVID-19. 

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A few days ago I found that someone had stuffed some celery through my letterbox. 

It keeps happening, and I've realised -

I'm being stalked.

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