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This drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, goes in the confessional, sits down and doesn’t say anything.  After 10 seconds or so, the priest coughs a couple times to get the guys attention, but the drunk just sits there.  Finally, the priest knocks on the wall three times and the drunk mumbles, “Ain’t no use knockin’!  No paper on this side either!

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A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me

Here's one I made up last year.  It's bad.  😐 This Presbyterian Lutheran Jewish Amish Episcopalian Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints guy walks into a bar.  Bartender says, "Why the long faith?

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Mary:  Joan, I've never been happier.  I have two boyfriends.  One is just fabulous.  He's great looking, caring, sensitive, and considerate.

Joan:  With a boyfriend like that, why in the world do you need a second boyfriend?

Mary:  Oh, the second one is straight.

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On 3/8/2021 at 2:37 PM, MissouriPicker said:

Sure, skydiving is scary-as-hell, but have you ever been at someone else’s house and the toilet won’t flush?

I don't think that's as bad as if the toilet starts to overflow!  [omg]  [scared]

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A woman goes to the doctor for a physical.  It's the first time she has seen this doctor.

The doctor asks her, "Do you smoke?"  She says, "No."

The doctor asks, "Do you drink?"  She says, "Not much, just socially."

The doctor asks, "Are you sexually active?"  She says, "No.  I just lie there."

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