MissouriPicker 453 Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 This drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, goes in the confessional, sits down and doesn’t say anything. After 10 seconds or so, the priest coughs a couple times to get the guys attention, but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the priest knocks on the wall three times and the drunk mumbles, “Ain’t no use knockin’! No paper on this side either! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jdgm 1,056 Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 On 2/22/2021 at 3:13 AM, ghost_of_fl said: I REALLY like this picture. Wholesome approval Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mihcmac 976 Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 How many fingers am I holding up..? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whitefang 465 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 18 hours ago, mihcmac said: How many fingers am I holding up..? My guess is one, but WHICH one I'll pass on answering. Regardless.... No... I won't pull it! Whitefang 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mihcmac 976 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 2 hours ago, Whitefang said: My guess is one, but WHICH one I'll pass on answering. Regardless.... No... I won't pull it! Whitefang I am in Hawaii so it would have to be a Shaka. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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merciful-evans 1,192 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 On 2/26/2021 at 8:36 PM, mihcmac said: How many fingers am I holding up..? question 2/ does it hurt? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Natural 314 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 (edited) My wife told me to take out the trash. I told her, "You cooked it. YOU take it out." Edited March 8 by Mr. Natural To correct punctuation. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghost_of_fl 563 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Welcome to McTherapy, may I take your disorder? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MissouriPicker 453 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Sure, skydiving is scary-as-hell, but have you ever been at someone else’s house and the toilet won’t flush? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Natural 314 Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing - the one who swallowed all those quarters? Nurse: No change yet. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Natural 314 Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Mary: Joan, I've never been happier. I have two boyfriends. One is just fabulous. He's great looking, caring, sensitive, and considerate. Joan: With a boyfriend like that, why in the world do you need a second boyfriend? Mary: Oh, the second one is straight. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whitefang 465 Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 On 3/8/2021 at 2:37 PM, MissouriPicker said: Sure, skydiving is scary-as-hell, but have you ever been at someone else’s house and the toilet won’t flush? I don't think that's as bad as if the toilet starts to overflow! Whitefang 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabs 1,603 Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 (edited) Edited March 11 by Rabs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Natural 314 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 A woman goes to the doctor for a physical. It's the first time she has seen this doctor. The doctor asks her, "Do you smoke?" She says, "No." The doctor asks, "Do you drink?" She says, "Not much, just socially." The doctor asks, "Are you sexually active?" She says, "No. I just lie there." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghost_of_fl 563 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Roses are red, that much is true But violets are violet, not @&$&$ blue 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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