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4 hours ago, Whitefang said:

Speaking of drugs...

Next time your employer mentions adopting a policy of random drug tests, just tell him you're willing to test any drug he can provide.  [wink]

Whitefang

lol.  I use to joke,  "can I pass a drug test ? hell yea. I've been studying for years"

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Last week a friend of mine and his wife had a huge fight.  She left and hasn’t come back yet.  I asked him how  he was doing.  He said he was doing fine and that he had plenty of fish sticks in the freezer.

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On 4/14/2022 at 5:45 PM, MissouriPicker said:

 I asked him how  he was doing.  He said he was doing fine and that he had plenty of fish sticks in the freezer.

I have no idea what that means but I have every intention of using it the next time someone asks me how I'm doing.

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15 hours ago, ksdaddy said:

I have no idea what that means but I have every intention of using it the next time someone asks me how I'm doing.

I'm at an age that when someone asks me how I'm doing, I tell them, "Well, I'm not buying any green bananas."

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2 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said:

Public School: shut the f--k up and square dance

That's basically what they say when, after being goaded by them to "get involved" ,  if that involvement concerns the areas of questioning one of the teacher's classroom conduct or competency,  or challenges the school's curriculum. 

Vent over.  Back to the jokes.

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My son was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?".   I told him they were water.  Then he asked, "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again, his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father" 

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