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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

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A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost.


He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"


The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.


"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."


The man below replies, "You must work in management."


"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"


"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

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I told someone a chemistry joke the other day.....but there was no reaction.

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Me:  "how long should I roast asparagus in the oven?"

Food Blogger: "wondering how long to roast asparagus? I've got your answer!"

Me:  "cool! Thank...."

Food Blogger: "I was born on a farm in Tennessee.  My father was an angry man with 3 fingers on each hand.  A war injury...."

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Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE! 

The fact that Wisconsin hasn't taken over the upper peninsula from Michigan tells me all I need to know about those cowards. 

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