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2 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said:

Q: How many Gibson forum users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but in the following ten-page discussion, someone will invoke a comparison to Nazis.

That also happens if you mention "Tonewood" or Nibs....


(well it used to anyway 😞 )

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An altar boy goes to confession.

He starts, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Connolly?"

"'Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Jennifer O'Leary?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Alison McHue?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Carol Walsh?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Thomas slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and three good leads!"

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