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Q: How many Gibson forum users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but in the following ten-page discussion, someone will invoke a comparison to Nazis.

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2 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said:

Q: How many Gibson forum users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but in the following ten-page discussion, someone will invoke a comparison to Nazis.

That also happens if you mention "Tonewood" or Nibs....

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(well it used to anyway 😞 )

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7 hours ago, Rabs said:

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What are you talking about?   I use that chord in all my songs, Lol.   

It's called Arthritic fingers!  

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What do,  Alexander The Great  and  Winnie The Pooh  have in common? 

Same middle name. 

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For the computer nerds:

There are 10 types of people in this world.  Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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What did the bra say to the hat? 

You go on a head.  I gotta' give these two a lift! 

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Why did the dog sit next to the fire? 

He wanted to be a hot dog! 

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A man asks the devil: “how much does it cost to be the greatest guitar player in the world?”

The devil says: “Give me your Soul.”

The man asks: “What can I get for a dollar?”

Devil: “Greatest bass player in the world.”

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So I've really been going over the top with everything I've been eating during this whole covid thing, started to feel down on myselg thinking I really got to get healthy again...  then I thought for a second - I've been a vegan all morning that's pretty good!

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A Bear walks into a bar and orders a beer...........and a coke.  "Why the big pause?" asks the bartender?

"I don't know?"  says the Bear,  "Guess, I was just born with them!" 

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A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3.   He says "uno, dos....."  *POOF* ... he disappeared without a tres.  

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Why do birds fly south to warmer climates in the winter? 

It's much easier than walking. 

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What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? 

Put it on my bill! 

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An altar boy goes to confession.

He starts, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Connolly?"

"'Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Jennifer O'Leary?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Alison McHue?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Carol Walsh?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Thomas slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and three good leads!"

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Why are Teddy Bears never hungry? 

Because They're always stuffed. 

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Which Rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?   Give up? 

Mount Rushmore! 

 

 

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